The Bong Is Back!
2015 | Color | 53 Min. | 1.85.1 | R | Horror | Dolby Digital | Full Moon Features
Source: Full Moon Streaming
John Patrick Jordan
Sonny Carl Davis
Polish your balls and head to the lanes. Rabbit has escaped the Evil Bong’s World of Weed and has opened a topless bowling alley. It’s the Grand Opening and the balls are rolling, the boobs are bouncing and the weed is plentiful. When his old friends, Larnell and Sarah Leigh stop by to help him celebrate his wacky new business venture, things are finally looking up for Rabbit, right? Wrong! Evil Bong is hot on Rabbit’s trail. With the help of the murderous Gingerdead Man, they crash the most balls-out party of the century. But Gingerdead Man has plans of his own when he learns that the secret to becoming a real man is getting his cookies off.
First, let's start with I'm a huge fan of the Bong Franchise and no I do not smoke pot. Ok with that being said let's talk about Evil Bong 420! This movie delivers everything it says it will. Big Balls, Check. Tons of Boob's double check! Bong world favorites like Eeebee, Gingerdead man, Rabbit, Luann, and, of course, my favorite charter Larnell.
The movie really branches into a new direction when Rabbit (Who has been in all 5 Bong movies) brakes free of the Bong World and opens up a topless bowling alley. The movie moves along at a very even pace and never stops' entertaining. Well, if you're a fan of Fullmoon Features you will be entertained the whole time. The long list of cameo's and product placement takes place in every shot of this movie. And that's OK!
Eeebee and Ginger, of course, go after Rabbit to bring him back into the bong world and reclaim their power. Of course in true tradition, the plan falls apart rather quickly leaving you wanting more in this movie.
The Bong world itself looks great and you can tell a lot of time and effort went into doing so. Of course, the cast is perfect and Band as always deliver's a fair share of nudity. Even tho, the movie has a short run time it works just fine. You never have to worry about losing focus. Larnell's charter is still written with his witty yet memorable dialog. Robin Sydney does not look like she has changed a bit and was not over the top in her acting. All this melds together really nice making this one of the better Bong movies.
Now this movie is not perfect, it comes up way short on any gore. In fact, we only really get one scene of comic relief blood. Also, where is Allistair? He is the running joke to us fans in all of these Bong movies. I guess his rain supreme came to an end With Evil Bong 3D. And my final complaint would be the Bong and Cookie were way too mellow. These are bloodthirsty killers here! Come on keep them evil they were way to soft. Well except for Ginger he was a little hard (Wink Wink).
With All that being said this movie was great fun just the way it was meant to be. It was not a serious horror comedy but works on many levels. If you have never seen Evil Bong or Gingerdeadman you need to at least with watching Evil Bong Vs Gingerdeadman it will get you up to speed so that you can grab the Doritos's warm up some pizza rolls settle in for a fun ride!
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|4 Bloody Brains out of 5|