Showing posts from April, 2018

It's Gonna Be May

Welp its the end of April so you know what that means...

It's Gonna Be May...

I have no idea how this trend started but my wife will help keep it alive.

And they get a star on the walk a fame today plus my wife will drop a few bucks on the website that is up or one week only. God Help ME~

The Eighth Wonder Of The World

Andre The Giant
2018| Color | 1 Hr 25 Min | Documentary | TV-14 | HBO

Director: Jason Hehir

Robin Wright
Arnold Schwarzenegger André the Giant
A look at the life and career of professional wrestler André Roussimoff, who gained notoriety in the 1980s as Andre the Giant.

André René Roussimoff was born in 1946 in Molien, France. In his early teens, he exhibited signs of gigantism though he was not diagnosed with acromegaly until his twenties. He began his training in Paris at 17 and eventually became known in wrestling circuits around the world. One of the first things I found interesting about this documentary was all the independent circuits there were around the world and the United States. It was cool to see how it all panned out and how Jim McMahon pulled them all together to form the WWE. I always knew that Andre and Hogan were a big reason for the success that kicked it off but never knew how it came to.

I have never been a huge wrestling fan but growing up in the 80's…

The World's Zaniest Comedians!

Have Rocket, Will Travel
1959 | Color | 1 Hr 16 Min | Comedy | G | Columbia Pictures

Director: David Lowell Rich

Writer: Raphael Hayes

Moe Howard
Larry Fine
Joe DeRita
The 3 Stooges are cleaners at a spaceport when they accidentally take off and land on Venus. The boys encounter a talking unicorn, a giant fire-breathing tarantula and an alien computer that creates three evil duplicates of the Stooges.

Watch 'Have Rocket - Will Travel' at 8PM | 7C, Saturday, April 21, on MeTV

Eebee is back for 777

Evil Bong 777
2018 | Color | 1 Hr  | Horror | R | Full Moon Empire

Director: Charles Band

Writers:  Charles Band  Brockton McKinney

Stars:  Sonny Carl Davis Robin Sydney Jessica Morris  Mindy Robinson

EVIL BONG 777 leaves off where last year's EVIL BONG 666 left off. Our scowling weed-spewing Eebee is out of "Sexy Hell" and heading to Sin City with danger on her tail. She's joined by her whack pack of fabulous freaks: Faux Batty, Rabbit, Misty and The Gingerweed Man. Get ready for a tidal wave of smutty, skunky, surreal insanity as the gang gets into all manner of misadventures. Can Vegas handle this gaggle of ganja-fied weirdos?

It's 420 kids and you know what that means, yep its time for Uncle Charley to bring us another pothead bong movie! I know for me its like Halloween I just get so excited. This being the 8th flick overall they seem to grow in popularity every year. So does 777 hold up well light one up and grab the cheese curl's my friends and read on. 

It's curtains for his critics!

Theater OF Blood
1973 | Color | 1 Hr 44 Min | Horror | R | MGM
Director: Douglas Hickox

Writers:  Anthony Greville-Bell  Stanley Mann

Stars:  Vincent Price Diana Rigg Ian Hendry
Edward Lionheart stars as an actor overlooked for a critics' acting award, despite producing a season of Shakespeare plays. After confronting the Critics' Circle, an attempted suicidal dive into the Thames results in Lionheart being rescued by your typical paraffin/meths/turps swigging tramps. Lionheart then (presumed dead) exacts his grizzly and quite amusing revenge on the critics who denied him his finest hour.

Often at times, I catch myself saying "Why have I waited so long to watch this"? Well after being gifted this VHS tape I could not wait to pop it in. We all love Vincent Price and its hard to say if he has ever made a bad movie. Yet here it is Theater of Blood and it has to be one of his best movies I ever witnessed! Again why did I wait it's not like I have not heard about it or…

Elmer Bernstein's Spacehunter Music

In honor of this past weekend's blogathon Space, I watched Spacehunter starring Molly Ringwald. I rather enjoyed the soundtrack! Have a listen and enjoy your day.

Come Take A Ride in The Creepzone!

Spacehunter Adventures in The Forbidden Zone
1983 | Color | 1 Hr 30 Min | SciFi | PG | Columbia Pictures
Director:  Lamont Johnson

Writers:  Stewart Harding Jean LaFleur

Stars:  Peter Strauss Molly Ringwald Ernie Hudson Michael Ironside

Three women make an emergency landing on a planet plagued with a fatal disease but are captured by dictator Overdog. Adventurer Wolff goes there to rescue them and meets Niki, the only Earthling left from a medical expedition. Combining their talents, they try to rescue the women.

What happens when your living in the early 80's and you toss Star Wars, Mad Max, and Tron into a blender? You get this wonderful little gem from my early childhood. Far from original and going as far as ripping off R2-D2 sound effects the story starts off as a joke when our hero the Spacehunter is scanning his messages and owes money to everybody including his ex-wife. When he hears of the missing three women and the huge bounty for saving them. Thankfully Lamont Johnson b…

An American Dream!

Trump An American Dream
2017 | Color | 4 Part Mini Series | Documentary | PG | Netflix

Produced By Channel 4 out of the United Kingdom

Stars:  Colin Tierney Nikki Haskell Rona Barrett
British documentary series exploring the extraordinary journey of Donald J. Trump through five decades.
I'm not going to lie when this popped up on my Netflix feed I thought oh come on really? But then again I really do not know this guy so I felt like giving the first episode a look. 

At just over an hour episode one "Manhattan" takes us to Trump's roots growing up. This also touches base starting in the 1970s, Donald emerges from his father's shadow and negotiates a huge real estate deal, then sets his sights on building his namesake tower. Not going to kid you this sucked me in he did not start out as a douche bag at all. 

Episode Two "The Gambler" Donald's decadence ramps up in the '80s as he gets into the casino business and expands his brand, but his personal…

A space crew must find a way to survive the chaotic world Gurgon.

Galaxy Of The Dinosaurs
1992 | Color | 1 Hour 5 Min | Sci-Fi | PG | Tempe Video

J.R. Bookwalter (as Lance Randas)

Todd Brown
Jon Killough

Stars:  James Black Christine Morrison Tom Hoover
And Our Bad Movie Police are played by: Ariauna Albright Lilith Stabs

For anyone who’s ever watched a movie so bad, you wished acting required a permit or that a 14-day waiting period was mandatory to buy a camera...the Bad Movie Police are here! Follow the adventures of Sgt. Elke Mantooth, Lt. Drucilla Dread and The BMP Task Force as they seek out the worst “cine-terrorists” in movie history and bring their crimes to justice for your entertainment!

Hold the phone! My love for bad movies has just hit an all-time low. And toss in a so-called Horror Host kind of flick and I'm there. But the first Bad Movie Police case from 1992 called Galaxy of the Dinosaurs. Its claim to fame is director Lance Randas’(Bookwalter)  gross misuse of stock footage from Plant of the Dinosaurs, inter…