Yep Christmas Dad Jokes!

 

Q. Who gives baby sharks their presents on Christmas?
A. 

Q. What kind of cars do Santa’s elves drive?
A. Toy-otas



Q. What does a gingerbread man use to keep his bed warm?
A. A cookie sheet



Q. How can you tell snowmen from snowwomen?
A. Check for snowballs.

Q. What did the first snowman says to the second snowman?
A. “I don’t know about you, but I smell carrots.”


Q. Who is Santa’s male favorite singer?
A. Elf-is Presley


Q. Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?
A. Because they always drop their needles.

Merry Christmas you filthy animals!