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Q. What kind of cars do Santa’s elves drive?
A. Toy-otas
Q. What does a gingerbread man use to keep his bed warm?
A. A cookie sheet
Q. How can you tell snowmen from snowwomen?
A. Check for snowballs.
A. “I don’t know about you, but I smell carrots.”
Q. Who is Santa’s male favorite singer?
A. Elf-is Presley
Q. Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?
A. Because they always drop their needles.
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