Showing posts from July, 2018

Camp Food Is Good!

Oh, camp food how much I miss you already, NOT! Sure we give camp food a bunch of crap all the time but this year it was not as bad as you would think. Sure the portions are small in fact too small for adults but in my eyes, it's the best diet plan ever. The food, for the most part, is so gross that we all eat salad every meal and crave the ranch dressing that they use but not this year we actually ate so here is a look back on the five best meals of the week.

Number 5

Teriyaki chicken was not bad in fact it was tender and juicy it did come with a side but I can not remember for the life of me what it was but we did not grab it. I think Steve went with the salad this day. Well, I liked it anyway.

Number 4

Now, this was one heck of a meal! The coleslaw was not bad pulled pork was really good and heck even vanilla pudding with cookie crumbles on top hell to the yes! Yeah looking good baby.
Number 3

When we had a bad meal come up I stuck to Hardboiled eggs, cheese, and yes a drizzle of…

Rita Crundwell is a Turd!

All The Queen's Horses
2017 | Color | 1 Hr 10 Min | Documentary | PG-13 | Kartemquin Films

Director: Kelly Richmond Pope

Rita Crundwell stole more than $53 million of public funds across two decades in office as the City Comptroller and Treasurer for Dixon, Illinois, a town with a population of just 16,000. She used the funds to build one of the nation’s leading quarter horse breeding empires and threw lavish parties for community leaders at her home, all while the town endured cuts to public staff, emergency services budgets, and work on maintaining public infrastructure. In 2012 after a close colleague turned whistleblower finally uncovered her scheme and alerted the Mayor, the FBI arrested Crundwell as the largest municipal fraud perpetrator in American history.

How did Rita Crundwell steal an average of over $220,000 a month from a town with an annual budget of around $6 million? How could such embezzlement go undetected in annual audits by two independent accounting firms an…

They came. They saw. They rocked.

Detroit Rock City
1999 | Color | 1 Hr 35 Min | Comedy | R | New Line Cinema 
Director:  Adam Rifkin

Writer:  Carl V. Dupré

Stars:  Edward Furlong Giuseppe Andrews James DeBello
Synopsis: Four members of a high school band called Mystery do everything they can to attend a KISS concert in Detroit. In order to make it to the show, they must steal, cheat, strip, deal with an anti-rock mom and generally do whatever it takes to see the band that has inspired them to be musicians.
Ok it was finally my pick at camp and our cabin theme was Rock and Roll so I picked Detroit Rock City just to see if it holds up after all these years. You know what is odd about this coming of age rock fest? Adam Rifkin, you know the guy who wrote Underdog, Overboard, and Small Soldiers all solid flick's but when it comes to directing we get Chillarma's Wadzilla (Yeah its fantastic but have you seen it?) and Charlie Sheen's the Case. What I'm trying to say is the man is a genius in both Horror and F…

The Time Warp Horizon Camp Style!

Rocky Horror Picture Show
1975 | Color | 1 Hr 40 Min | Musical | R | 20th Century Fox

Jim Sharman

Richard O'Brien
Jim Sharman

Stars:  Tim Curry Susan Sarandon Barry Bostwick

A newly engaged couple have a breakdown in an isolated area and must pay a call to the bizarre residence of Dr. Frank-N-Furter.

So instead of reviewing a movie that I'm sure 80% of my readers have seen, I'm going to talk about how awesome it was to watch this at camp under the star's complete with props and yes virgins! Yep, this year's movie night was The Rocky Horror Picture Show and it was a blast! For those of you at camp that watched Dumb and Dumber, I'm truly sorry.

Oh and yeah we had all the necessities needed bird seed, newspapers, water guns, party hats and so on. The guys putting on the show did a knock out job. It was an absolute blast hearing people yell Asshole and Slut as well as singing along. Being an adult camp I would have to say I was blindsi…

Fear What Happens Next.

2009 | Color | 1 Hr 48 Min | Horror | R | Anchor Bay

Director: Christian Alvart

Travis Milloy

Stars:  Dennis Quaid Ben Foster Cam Gigandet
Two crew members are stranded on a spacecraft and quickly - and horrifically - realize they are not alone. Two astronauts awaken in a hyper-sleep chamber aboard a seemingly abandoned spacecraft. It's pitch black, they are disoriented, and the only sound is a low rumble and creaks from the belly of the ship. They can't remember anything: Who are they? What is their mission? With Lt. Payton staying behind to guide him via radio transmitter, Cpl. Bower ventures deep into the ship and begins to uncover a terrifying reality. Slowly the spacecraft's shocking, deadly secrets are revealed...and the astronauts find their own survival is more important than they could ever have imagined.

 Orbital Dysfunctional Syndrome or Pandorum witch is a psychotic break which takes place amongst ship's captains when they become convince…

Judgment is Coming - Camp Edition

2012 | Color | 1 Hr 35 Min | Action | R | Lionsgate

Director: Pete Travis

John Wagner (characters)
Carlos Ezquerra

Stars:  Karl Urban Olivia Thirlby Lena Headey
In the future, the overpopulated and chaotic Mega-City One with 800 million inhabitants occupies the former territory between Boston and Washington and is surrounded by desert. Justice is brought by the judges, who have the power to judge and execute the sentence against those who break the law. The incorruptible Judge Dredd is summoned by the Chief Judge to evaluate the rookie Anderson, who has failed the test for judge but is a mutant with psychic abilities. They witness a murder and chase the killer in a 200-floor building. However the laboratory of slo-mo of the drug lord Ma-Ma is located on the 200th floor and she seals the building, trapping the two judges inside. Then she orders her clan to kill Dredd and Anderson at the beginning of a gore manhunt.

It's no secret that at camp Steve and I bring movies…

Rolling Through Time

We are back!!! Still trying to recoup from a long week of Horizon Camp as well as the hectic month July has been. More on that soon but for now here are a few photos from last week.

Happy 4th of July!

Happy 4th of July everyone! May you have a safe holiday and enjoy the fireworks. No Fireworks in your town well enjoy ours and thanks for stopping by the Cave.