Yep Christmas Dad Jokes!

 

Q. Who gives baby sharks their presents on Christmas?
A. 

Q. What kind of cars do Santa’s elves drive?
A. Toy-otas



Q. What does a gingerbread man use to keep his bed warm?
A. A cookie sheet



Q. How can you tell snowmen from snowwomen?
A. Check for snowballs.

Q. What did the first snowman says to the second snowman?
A. “I don’t know about you, but I smell carrots.”


Q. Who is Santa’s male favorite singer?
A. Elf-is Presley


Q. Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting?
A. Because they always drop their needles.

Merry Christmas you filthy animals!

Sunday Creepmas Funnies

 

Turkey Time

Oh, Thanksgiving during Covid what a time to be alive! What do I mean? Well, it's not crazy talk just think about it, even with a smaller bird on the table for me I went from 20 family members eating my food to just 2!! That's a lot of turkey for this guy!

Not to mention all the pie just for me!! I will take it or three pieces I will let you know.

And Aunt Edena will not be around so no stove top stuffing just the good stuff!!

Also no need to dress up this year it's going to be baggy jeans or sweat pants for sure. Heck, my wife will probably keep on her pajamas all day long.

So let's all just relax enjoy the family around you Zoom if you can (or want to) and for god sakes do not run out on Black Friday for the junk you do not need. Retailers will be desperate for your money all year so the sales will go deeper on better products. 

Oh and yeah set those scales back nobody needs to know.

 Most of all have a safe, warm, and Happy Thanksgiving. 

The "Far Side" of Halloween

 

Wow at 10years old it still holds true when will our world ever change?

Happy Sunday

 

More and More Dad Jokes, Your Welcome.

Oh, you know you love them so here you go Dad Jokes the sequel to the sequel. 

What do ghosts like do drink the most?

Ghoul-aid.

Why did the werewolf go to the dressing room when she saw the full moon?

She needed to change.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

He didn’t have the guts

When does a ghost eat breakfast?

In the moaning.

What kind of monster is the best dancer?

The boogieman

Why did Ichabod Crane stop on the road?

The street sign said, “Stop ahead.”

What kind of fruit to ghosts love? 

Boo-berries.

Why were Dracula’s pancakes so terrible?

He got turned into the bat-ter.

What does Bigfoot say when he ask for candy?

Trick-or-feet

What sounds do witches make when they eat cereal?

Snap, CACKLE, and pop.

Your welcome and Happy Sunday! Make sure to check in with the other boils and ghouls over at Countdown to Halloween.

Riddle Me This...

 Ok, Dad jokes alert!!

What room do ghosts avoid? 

The Living Room!

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

When you're a mouse

Why did Snap, Crackle, and Pop get scared?

They heard there was a cereal killer on the loose.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Ice Scream Duh. 

How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?

With a Pumpkin Patch.

What should you say when you meet a ghost in your bedroom?

"How do you boo?"

Thank You, Thank You, Thank You, I will be here all month long and October too...Insert Witch Laughter here. 

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