There is no penance for the hellbound.

Nude Nuns With Big Guns (2010)

Director: Joseph Guzman
Writers: Joseph Guzman, Robert James Hayes II

Asun Ortega- Sister Sarah
 David Castro -Chavo
Perry D'Marco- Father Carlittos
Maxie J. Santillan Jr-Mr. Foo
Bill Oberst Jr- Brother John
Maz Siam- Father Bernardo
Xango Henry- Kickstand

Plot: Upon taking her vows to become a nun, Sister Sarah is abused, brainwashed and drugged into submission by the corrupt clergy. On the verge of death from a lethal dose of drugs, Sister Sarah receives a message from GOD telling her to take vengeance on all those who did her wrong. Armed with God's will and an arsenal of big guns, she dispenses Judgment Day on her former tormentors. When the church hires the merciless motorcycle gang the "Los Muertos" to track down and kill her they soon realize that this SISTER IS ONE BAD MOTHER.

Oh boy, where do I start? I know with another shower to wash away the sin maybe. Is it wrong that I enjoyed this movie? The images painted on the screen hit the mark with its 1970's grindhouse look. This would have been a huge midnight showing hit. All the elements are there strong cast, believable plot, and well tons of nudity.

Asun Ortega plays the part with great strength and poise. And seeks revenge better the Uma Thurman in Kill Bill. David Castro was also a perfect fit for Chavo. I did not mind the knock at the Catholic church, in fact, the story is believable in this day and age. And I can handle the over the top nudity but I had trouble with the overdone girl on girl stuff. Just not my bag of tea sorry.

The pace of the movie does get slow at time's and some of the violence was over the top but that is was makes the movie watchable. Fair warning the rape scenes are just a little hard to watch and very brutal. The soundtrack is also a strong player in this movie.

And to Bill Oberst Jr who stopped by the Cave in a past post, you die well friend you die well!

So, in the end, I recommend this movie to anybody that likes brutal revenge flicks with a ton of nude nuns, drug dealers, and a big black man named Kickstand!

The film wins me over with its grindhouse look super cool soundtrack and a well put together cast. It does have a slow  pace at times and finds its self going over the top but overall I give it

3 Bloody Brains out of 5


  1. Thanks for the review and the mention. I died like such a little bitch in Nuns. It was fun. But the baseball bat really hurt!

    1. Bill thanks for stopping by looking forward to seeing you in Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies.


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