It Came From The Man Cave!: Creepmas 2020

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Close Encounters of the Worst Kind

Feeders 2 Slay Bells

1998 | R | 1 Hour 12 Minutes | Horror | Polonia Brothers Entertainment

Directors: John Polonia, Mark Polonia

Writer: Mark Polonia (as Storm Anderson)

Stars: Mark Polonia, Maria Davis, Courtney Polonia

Synopsis: Aliens invade Earth over the Christmas holidays, and it's up to Santa Claus and his elves to save the world.

If you have been hanging around the cave for a few years now you know I have a soft spot for low-budget movies. As long as it has a heart I will stick around until the end good or bad. As is the case with Feeders 2 Saly Bells, clearing shot on a handheld VHS Camcorder and a cast that is entirely family or friends. With that warning how did Feeders 2 fair, well in a word, fun!

I was tipped off to this movie thanks to many who posted about it during Creepmas over the years so it is safe to say this has taken me years to track down! I finally found this on a Roku Channel for Halloween and squealed with joy. The VHS charm was just fine with me, the infamous Mark Polonia, who is undoubtedly also responsible for such contributions to society (61 movies to be exact) Camp Blood Sequels, Land Shark, and Sharkenstien! And like I said this is a family affair so brother John has gone on to do 28 movies like Blood Red Planet and Splatter Beach. Both seem to be working strong for the straight to video guru David Sterling.

So what makes Feeders 2 a worthwhile watch other than that low budget feel? First off we are treated to presents being wrapped, plenty of driving to work, and special effects that are clearly made on an Amiga computer. And while all of that is going on you just might fall in love with the Casio keyboard style soundtrack of Christmas classics! And those Aliens taking over the world...

Yep, that is them paper-mache puppets at their best! Sure they look really dumb on screen but somehow it works, it all works. It's a simple story, simplistic effects, bad acting and yet it works somehow. Most of the talent comes from behind the camera as the brothers prove they know how to tell a story. No this is not going to win over many as for me I'm glad to have tracked it down and would watch it again. IF you are looking to waste an hour while tossing back a few Bush Lights and not looking for much gore then this movie is for you!

3 Ninja Santa's out of 5

Creepmas Gifts 2020

We all love that sparkling wrapping paper under the tree every year in hopes that it's something we have wished for. So let us help spread the Creepmas cheer this year with a few gifts you could find under your Creepmas tree.

It is 2020 after all and in many ways finding Pee and Poo under your tree would make sense right?

What two-year old's Creepmas be complete without an Animal puzzle? They might as well fit together in such a loving way.

But if your children are more into stuffed animals well there is this guy... or thing??

Or maybe this one?? I think those are real teeth FYI.

And for that child that has everything make sure to pick up this Magical Tusked Narwhal! With 3 adorable animals to impale you can sure bet this bad boy will bring hours of fun.

Ummmmm well Ummm stocking stuffer anyone?

I'm not going to lie I would buy this for my child in a heartbeat!

Judging by the look on his face this is really painful or he really likes it!

Hey, Batman needs some love too you know! Oh, I have so many jokes but I will hold off.

Don't we all want Herpes for Creepmas? Mabe some Ecoli? Never the less I would love for one of these to show up under my tree this year. And we can not leave out the star of the show.

COVID man I sure hope Santa is not a super spreader!

Happy Creepmas to all! And take a moment to check out a few others celebrating the festive season.

The Dark Side of Christmas

Are most Christmas songs a little too upbeat for you? Try this playlist of 5 (Plus one bonus) creepy Christmas songs to bring the Halloween spirit back for the holidays.

MYUU has quite the following on YouTube and has made a few Creepmas songs so let us kick off this year Creepmas Music Monday with "Krampus Is Here (Dark Christmas Song)".

To turn Christmas into Halloween in 30 seconds flat, try listening to some of the classics recreated in a minor key for a little extra terror. Suddenly, “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” will take on a whole new meaning.

Creepmas would not be complete without Midnight Syndicate included on their “Christmas: A Ghostly Gathering” CD is another fine tribute to Krampus. The entire album is a spooky slay ride of instrumental holiday horror.

This comes from the H.P. Lovecraft society, they have a whole Christmas album here! I think the video Oh Cthulhu is a fan-made video, but man what a great rendition. H.P. Lovecraft Society unleashed a tentacle full of holiday horror over the years. Three madness-inducing Lovecraft inspired selections are available to haunt your holidays.

Tossing in another MYUU "Snow Wonders (Dark Christmas Song)" He also offers this one up as a free download all you have to do is click here

Sure hope you found a few new creepy delights for those creepy cold nights. In the meantime hop on over to the Creepmas site and check in on the other bloggers.

Hammer Time Tonight On Svengoolie

The Revenge of Frankenstein

1958 | NR | 1 Hour 30 Minutes | Horror | Hammer

Director: Terence Fisher

Writers: Jimmy Sangster, Hurford Janes

Stars: Peter Cushing, Francis Matthews, Eunice Gayson

Baron Victor Frankenstein is sentenced to the guillotine but he succeeds to escape facilitated by the hunchback Karl Immelmann to Carlsbruck in Germany adopting the alias Doctor Victor Stein. Three years later, he is a successful physician in a poor hospital. Doctor Hans Kleve recognizes Frankenstein and blackmails him to be his assistant. Dr. Stein shows a perfect body and tells Dr. Kleve that Karl will donate his brain to a healthy body. They successfully transplant Karl's brain to the new body and Dr. Stein hides Karl in the attic. However, a snoopy janitor witnesses the transportation to the room and tells the nurse Margaret Conrad that the doctors have hidden a patient in the attic. Meanwhile, Dr. Kleve comments with Karl that he will become a medical sensation and Karl is afraid of the situation. When Margaret finds Karl in the attic, he convinces her to release the straps that hold him to the bed. Karl runs to Dr. Stein's laboratory but he is attacked by a man that believes that he is a burglar. When Dr. Stein and Dr. Kleve arrive in the laboratory, Karl has already gone leaving two deaths on his path. What will happen to Karl and to Dr. Frankenstein?

The Revenge of Frankenstein airs tonight on MeTV at 8 pm eastern/pacific, 7 central time. If you aren’t sure where to find Sven, or at what time in your area, please check your local listings or at www.metv.com Once again last week, Svengoolie was among the top trending topics on Twitter- and tonight, you can join the many viewers live-Tweeting during the show while it airs- makes sure you use the hashtag #svengoolie.

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A Visit To Santa

Behold the creepiest Christmas special ever made! Shot in Pittsburgh, with blurry home movie footage of Santa parades (on one float he sticks out of a giant chimney, on another, he stands in the cockpit of a rocket ship). Santa sits in a vinylite Laz-E-Boy as he orders his elves around. Features a trip to a department store and endless footage of a large toy train setup. You have been warned!