Oh, you know you love them so here you go Dad Jokes the sequel to the sequel.
What do ghosts like do drink the most?
Ghoul-aid.
Why did the werewolf go to the dressing room when she saw the full moon?
She needed to change.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts
When does a ghost eat breakfast?
In the moaning.
What kind of monster is the best dancer?
The boogieman
Why did Ichabod Crane stop on the road?
The street sign said, “Stop ahead.”
What kind of fruit to ghosts love?
Boo-berries.
Why were Dracula’s pancakes so terrible?
He got turned into the bat-ter.
What does Bigfoot say when he ask for candy?
Trick-or-feet
What sounds do witches make when they eat cereal?
Snap, CACKLE, and pop.
Your welcome and Happy Sunday! Make sure to check in with the other boils and ghouls over at Countdown to Halloween.
Ha - I like the last one and I can relate now that I am a vegan.
ReplyDeleteThese are all great and groan-worthy!
ReplyDeleteSome good ones. Loved that last one. Had to share
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