Oh you know what time it is...

 You know you don't want them but you are going to get them! Dad jokes the sequel!!!

What do demons have for breakfast?

Deviled eggs.

What's the best way to get rid of a demon?

Exorcise a lot.

Who did the ghost take to the dance?

Her boo.

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Bamboo. 

Ha Ha Ha groan all you want its still funny

What can you catch from a vampire in winter? 

Frostbite.

Knock, Knock…

Who’s there?

Phillip!

Phillip who?

Phillip my bag with Halloween candy, please!

What’s it like being kissed by a vampire? 

It’s a pain in the neck.

Oh you want more...you will get more... next week (Evil Laugh fades out)

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Even better yet check out last week's dad jokes here🕸🕷🎃  but you have been warned.