Today's most astounding adventure...that started a million years ago! Tonight On Svengoolie!



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Dinosaurus!
1960 | Unrated | 1 hr 23 min | Adventure Comedy | Universal 


Director: 
Irvin S. Yeaworth Jr.

Writers: 
Jack H. Harris 
Dan E. Weisburd 

Stars: 
Ward Ramsey
Paul Lukather
Kristina Hanson


On a small tropical island, Bart Thompson and his crew are blasting the sea bed to deepen the harbor. In doing so, they seem to have dug into an ice-cold underwater pocket where they find two perfectly preserved dinosaurs. They remove the beasts to the shore where during a nighttime thunderstorm they are struck by lightning and reanimated. The unscrupulous island manager, Mike Hacker, also made a find: a Neanderthal man, who is also reanimated. While the Neanderthal and his new friend, a young boy named Julio, get into mischief Bart and the others must find a way to protect themselves from the rampaging beasts.




** Ugh I have been working with the new blogger and sending in any trouble I have been encountering so they can work out the kinks.  Sure its frustrating I had this set for Saturday and it did not publish. Also, those that visit my site know I have kept a formula for my Sven post's as well as reviews but the new Blogger has yet to let me keep it that way. I sure hope they listen to my feedback.

Smile

The world in so much pain lets take a deep breath and remember all the wonderful days we have had. It's ok to be mad and upset I agree with you but today is Sunday its National Smile day lets find peace for one day hold your family a little closer, show them right from wrong, and SMILE, laugh, and be.

















To all my followers find love out there it is what the world needs now to heal. Stay safe spread love and wash your hands.




Stay Home With Steve!




Trying to play with the new Blogger interface had so much trouble yesterday just trying to post this cool picture of Steve in his super cool Star Wars T-Shirt!!

Cooking with Lainey


I love how the COVID has my youngest thinking outside the box. She has spent time face-timing her friends playing games online and cooking! She has been making cooking videos for a bit now and did this one on her own (OK Dad helped with Editing and plans on showing her the ropes) so sit back relax and enjoy Disneys Grey stuff.




PS this was delicious!

June the month of Disasters and Junesploitation!


Thanks to Dubsism and The Midnite Drive-In for kicking off summer with a Disaster Flim Blogathon! Nothing like a little disaster to get you through 2020 right? So here is a quick look at what I will be reviewing. Also it's not too late to join in on the fun just click on there names above for their landing pages.

June 10th watch out for

 END OF THE WORLD!



After witnessing a man's death in a bizarre accident, Father Pergado goes on a spiritual retreat, where he encounters his alien double bent on world conquest. Starring Christopher Lee and Sue Lyon from 1977. This has been on my backlog for a few years now with this being one of Charles Bands' first forays into producing films so you know I'm going to check it out!


Then Come back on June 11th for something really out there for me...


2012s Air Collision from Asylum Pictures so you know this going to be good,  right?? A fierce electromagnetic storm cripples communications; as a result, two planes - one a commercial jet, the other Air Force One, carrying the President of the United States and his family - are on a collision course. It does star Jordan Ladd and Meredith Thomas so if anything we have nice ladies leading the way and of course its an Asylum movie so we will get a ton of low budget special effects what more can one ask for?


And as a bonus but not a guarantee I would love to dive into another disaster flick so time permitting on June 12...




I have always wanted to dive into Vincent Price's The Last Man on Earth from 1964! When a disease turns all of humanity into the living dead, the last man on earth becomes a reluctant vampire hunter. I'm, not 100% that this is a disaster movie but it is about a Plague taking over the world staring Price so heck it, I'm in!

Also in June is F!This Movie's Junesploitation now I'm going to be 100% honest work is still kicking my butt but I really want to watch a movie or two on my days off so I just might pick a movie that coincides with that day that I'm off. Here is a look at the schedule. 

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1 - Cars!
2 - Revenge!
3 - Italian Horror!
4 - Animals!
5 - Sci-Fi!
6 - Jackie Chan!
7 - Free Space!
8 - ‘80s Action!
9 - Slashers!
10 - Cops!
11 - Blaxploitation!
12 - Kung Fu!
13 - Free Space!
14 - Sword and Sorcery!
15 - Westerns!
16 - Kids!
17 - Lucio Fulci!
18 - Cannon!
19 - ‘80s Horror!
20 - Prison!
21 - Free Space!
22 - Giallo!
23 - Teenagers!
24 - ‘90s Action!
25 - Albert Pyun!
26 - Zombies!
27 - Lethal Ladies!
28 - Nic Cage!
29 - Free Space!
30 - ‘80s Comedy!

I might have to ask off for June18th 19th and the 25th! But we will see no guarantees so here is to June and for those of you still in lockdown mode and want to join please do!!



Watch Out! The Gargoyles Are Here.


Gargoyles
1972 | TV-14 | 1 Hr 14 Min | Horror | CBS


Director: 
Bill Norton

Writers: 
Stephen Karpf 
Elinor Karpf

Stars: 
Cornel Wilde
Jennifer Salt
Grayson Hall

Synopsis:
After receiving word about a mysterious skeleton unearthed in the Arizona desert, a father and his daughter visit the man who has it and grab the skull as they escape a shack the gargoyles have attacked. Once they do so, they, as well as the town, are besieged by a colony of gargoyles living in some nearby caverns.

I don't know it might be a hard pass for me tonight. Just not sure about this one. 

Back to Work and it kind of sucks!

Hey, gang how is everybody? So yeah went back to work and... well... it's been hard. My body hurt so bad the first few days. Literally would come home and melt into my chair trying to stay positive. By the second week, I was my old self laughing with customers joking around, yet my body still hurt lol oh well getting older I guess. I would like to say one thing tho if you are pissed about wearing a mask please do not take it out on an employee they are just doing a job. I feel like a small group go into stores just to pick a fight, stop it call your congresspeople, not us we are trying to help you. Ok, put my soapbox away. Sadly I had no time for video or photos last week I will do better this week I promise.

My first day back I drove by the house we dubbed The Amityville House back when we where kids. By the looks of things, I should have turned around and gone home...


Those Turkey Vultures sure are sending a message...


But not all things where bad we did say goodbye to the most bizarre school year. The girl's sad goodbye from the car as we drove past all the teachers and staff. Lainey stayed on the High Honor Roll and Ella finished will A's and B's so homeschool did not slow them down too much.



Sadly I have not watched any of my TV shows the past few weeks just too tired, and only watched a small handful of movies so far but like I said feeling much better and I'm looking forward to getting back into the swing of things!!

Again I sure hope you are all safe and in good health, wash your hands, and mask up!


May The 4th Dance Party


Let's take a look at some of the greatest music from Star Wars to Dancing Stormtroopers! May the Fourth Be with all of You!!


















And finally, I saved the best for last! Just try to get the Seagulls song out of your head for the rest of the day!





Trick or Treat?





Why won't anyone kiss Dracula?
He has bat breath!




Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
It'll keep it under wraps!






What should you do if a werewolf climbs in your window?
                                                                    Run out the door!




What do you say to a monster with two heads?
                                                           Hello, and hello to you too!




Why wouldn't the ghost cross the road?
He had no guts!


I know halfway to Halloween is not until May 15th but why not? Have a great Sunday!







Warning! The monster is loose tonight on Svengoolie!


Frankenstein
1931 | NR | 70 Min | Horror | Universal

Director: 
James Whale

Writers: 
John L. Balderston

Stars:
Colin Clive
Mae Clarke
Boris Karloff




Henry Frankenstein is a brilliant scientist who has been conducting experiments on the re-animation of lifeless bodies. He has conducted experiments on small animals and is now ready to create life in a man he has assembled from body parts he has been collecting from various sites such as graveyards or the gallows. His fiancée Elizabeth and friend Victor Moritz are worried about his health as he spends far too many hours in his laboratory on his experiments. He's successful and the creature he's made come to life is gentle but clearly afraid of fire. Henry's father, Baron Frankenstein, brings his son to his senses, and Henry agrees that the monster should be humanely destroyed. Before they can do so, however, the monster escapes and in its innocence kills a little girl. The villagers rise up intent on destroying the murdering creature.




Frankenstein tonight on MeTV at 8 pm eastern/pacific, 7 central- and you can check for time and channel in your area at www.metv.com or in your local TV listings. In the Chicago viewing area, you have a second chance at last week’s highly rated MeTV feature- “Attack of the 50 Foot Woman” –with all its Sven extras-at 11 am on the U.


April Movie Recap

Wow-what a month 26 flicks in 30 days and it felt good. Sadly tho it is back to work next week and things will slow down a bit. The biggest highlights here would be The Beastie Boys doc, Lion King, Rogue One, and the only none blockbuster Weedjeis: Halloweed Night. I defiantly took some time to dive into Disney+ even if I planned on diving deeper into the classics I still had a ton of fun watching the newer movies. Lady and the Tramp were so sweet and deserve way more love than it is getting! Cursed Films on shudder is a sad look into the films Poltergeist Twilight Zone and The Crow covering just how they are cursed. This series defiantly moved me and almost brought me to tears at times. If you have Shudder this is well worth your time. Ok so here is the list and remember you can always follow me on Letterboxd where I'm keeping a journal of the films I watched.



Tiger King was all the rage in April and what defiantly kicked off a solid month of Animal themed movies. Also, the short Simpson's episode Playdate with Destiny was wonderful and well worth the watch.


I also knocked Tammy and the T-Rex off the backlog of my must-see list. A baby faced Paul Walker was fun to watch as well as Dennies Richards its a fun trip back to the early 90s horror-comedy.


Animals did not remain the only theme for the month as Police flick's filled my list rather quickly. If you did not catch my Police Academy write up defiantly check it out here.


I was defiantly on a rough patch towards the end of the month! Three bad movies in a row!


Watched Top Gun with the kids sadly they did not seem too impressed with it. What is wrong with kids these days gee wiz. I also started a few TV shows and finished a few as well thanks to Disney+ I started season one of Star Wars The Clone Wars.


I remember when this first started I had a super hard time getting into it. But with all the hype around the finial season and well being in lockdown mode I started once again. I managed to get through the first season, although 27 thirty-minute episodes seem long for a season most of the stories held my attention enough to keep going. Know to find time to keep up with it as I do look forward to season two.

Now the one shows that I loved watching with my daughter who is the same age as the lead charter would be Diary of a Future President. It's the story of A young Cuban-American girl who embarks on a journey to become the future president of the United States. The show tackles some great topics amid at that age group.


Well, there you go a busy month here in the Cave! I have to admit I enjoyed being off a month with my family and I'm rather sad to return to the crazy COVID world we live in. My original plan for the new year was to watch 52 movies and being I'm at 48 already I'm going to hit that goal. So maybe I will shot for that original goal of 75 that I have to hit in the past few years.

Stay safe everyone your wear a mask and wash your hands its a cruel disease out there so stay home blog away and watch movies!!