Why won't anyone kiss Dracula?
He has bat breath!
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
It'll keep it under wraps!
What should you do if a werewolf climbs in your window?
Run out the door!
What do you say to a monster with two heads?
Hello, and hello to you too!
Why wouldn't the ghost cross the road?
He had no guts!
I know halfway to Halloween is not until May 15th but why not? Have a great Sunday!
Good cartoons, good jokes -- Happy Halfway to Halloween!
ReplyDeleteIt can't come soon enough and also want it to take it's time. Is that weird?
ReplyDeleteNo I get it but lets let it get a little warm first.
DeleteSome good ones. I like the Hansel and Gretel one.
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