Trick or Treat?





Why won't anyone kiss Dracula?
He has bat breath!




Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
It'll keep it under wraps!






What should you do if a werewolf climbs in your window?
                                                                    Run out the door!




What do you say to a monster with two heads?
                                                           Hello, and hello to you too!




Why wouldn't the ghost cross the road?
He had no guts!


I know halfway to Halloween is not until May 15th but why not? Have a great Sunday!







4 comments:

  1. Good cartoons, good jokes -- Happy Halfway to Halloween!

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  2. It can't come soon enough and also want it to take it's time. Is that weird?

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    1. No I get it but lets let it get a little warm first.

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  3. Some good ones. I like the Hansel and Gretel one.

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