Sunday Funnies

I truly feel at this time we need a little laughter in our lives. Make it a day you turn off the news, grab a good book, google some jokes or find an old sitcom, just take a deep breath and relax today! In the meantime some toilet humor for you.

Did you know that in 1973 this Johnny Carson joke cause a great deal of panic? Yet his joke about a shortage left stores scrambling to keep it in stock as people went crazy!

Yeah thought this was pretty funny.

Why? Because this kids smile will put a smile on your face!

Ok and for the single people reading I'm here to help with some of today's hottest pick-up lines.

If Covid-19 doesn't take you out, can I?

Even during the corona pandemic, the most contagious thing is still your smile

You can't spell virus without U and I

I wash my hands when there's no pandemic too

Wanna get closer than 6 feet

Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?

and of course...

Whisper in her ear:
"I have 60 rolls of ultra-soft toilet paper"

Keep smile friends we will get through this together! Also, check out She Who Seeks post Keep on Smiling for more Toilet Paper humor. 


  1. Hahahahahaha, these video clips are all hilarious! It's surprising how well Carol Burnett skits hold up after all these years -- the mark of true quality! And thanks for the shout-out too.

  2. Ha - Great post Bob - I laughed all the way through!


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