Sunday Funnies


I truly feel at this time we need a little laughter in our lives. Make it a day you turn off the news, grab a good book, google some jokes or find an old sitcom, just take a deep breath and relax today! In the meantime some toilet humor for you.




Did you know that in 1973 this Johnny Carson joke cause a great deal of panic? Yet his joke about a shortage left stores scrambling to keep it in stock as people went crazy!


Yeah thought this was pretty funny.



Why? Because this kids smile will put a smile on your face!

Ok and for the single people reading I'm here to help with some of today's hottest pick-up lines.

If Covid-19 doesn't take you out, can I?

Even during the corona pandemic, the most contagious thing is still your smile

You can't spell virus without U and I

I wash my hands when there's no pandemic too


Wanna get closer than 6 feet


Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket, or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?


and of course...

Whisper in her ear:
"I have 60 rolls of ultra-soft toilet paper"

Keep smile friends we will get through this together! Also, check out She Who Seeks post Keep on Smiling for more Toilet Paper humor. 


2 comments:

  1. Hahahahahaha, these video clips are all hilarious! It's surprising how well Carol Burnett skits hold up after all these years -- the mark of true quality! And thanks for the shout-out too.

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  2. Ha - Great post Bob - I laughed all the way through!

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