Tis the Season To Be Screaming
2012 | Color | 1 Hr 23 Min | Horror | NA | Fourth Horizon Cinema
In this interstitial comedy/horror film, Caesar Denovio (Dave Campfield) and his half-brother Otto Denovio (Paul Chomicki) take on duties as Santa and his elf. However, the bodies begin to pile up when a fellow store Santa (CKY's Deron Miller) develops a vendetta against them, and he soon turns Caesar's list of Dinner guests into a list of Xmas-inspired victims! Features cult movie icons Linnea Quigley, Brinke Stevens, Lloyd Kaufman, Joe Estevez (brother of Martin Sheen), Felissa Rose and Robert Z'Dar.
I have seen this movie floating around for a while now and has gained a following. After Felissa Rose was on Shock Waves last summer they talked briefly about this series so I put it on the list. Thanks to Amazon Prime it was there for the watching along with its Halloween sequel that I hope to get around to this week. So was all the buzz worth it well let's find out shall we.
The Denovio brothers channel their inner Laural and Hardy for this series of events trying to bring comic relief to this movie, sadly tho it did not work all the time. Part of my thinks I needed to watch the first one in the series (yes there is a seriese). And you know what they say about a star-studded cast(The more the stars the worse the movie)! The story is so weak that here I am the next morning trying to write this reveiw but I hardly remember the plot. Let alone any type of score that may have been added to this flick.
We do get some nice special effects for the movie and some gore to go along with it. And sticking to the low budget horror chemistry we do get a nice set of boob's as well. Even if they are a fast flash. Sadly none of this is going to save this movie. Being a fan of low budget to no budget Caesar and Otto just did not do it for me.
Hoping that the Caesar and Otto's Paranormal Halloween will be better but I'm going to wait a bit to watch it you know cleanse my brain for a bit. So my first movie of the year was kind of a bummer.
|2 Bloody Brians out of 5|