It Came From The Man Cave!: April 2017

Munster Go Home Tonight on Svengoolie

Munsters, Go Home
1966 | Color | 96 Min | 1.85:1 | Approved | Mono | Comedy | Universal
Director: Earl Bellamy

Writers:
Joe Connelly
Bob Mosher

Stars:
Fred Gwynne
Yvonne De Carlo
Al Lewis

Herman discovers he's the new lord of Munster Hall in England. The family sails to Britain, where they receive a tepid welcome from Lady Effigy and Freddie Munster, who throws tantrums because he wasn't named Lord Munster. An on-board romance had blossomed between Marilyn and Roger, but on land, Marilyn discovers Roger's family holds a longstanding grudge against the Munsters. Herman upholds the family honor in an auto race; he and Grandpa also unlock "the secret of Munster Hall."

"Munsters Go Home" is on Me-TV is tonight at 10 pm eastern/pacific, 9 central, or check local listings or at www.metv.com for info on channel and time where you are. Chicago gets a second chance to catch "Curse of the Werewolf" this morning at 11 am on their sister station, WCIU!

Boy has my blog changed over the years! Here is a link to my review from way back in 2009!

Munster, Go Home June 12, 2009, Review

I was using the Bloody Brain review process way back then.

Night Trap 25th Anniversary

Strange things have been occurring at the Martins' residence. Five teenagers have already disappeared while saying there. Your job is to find out what is happening and assist the SCAT agents in protecting a group of teenagers who are staying there tonight by trapping anyone with hostile intentions.

Oh, my gosh by 10-year-old self is having heart palpitations! I will once again get to see my first crush Dana Plato in one of the coolest yet cheesiest and awful game ever made!

It sure caused a stir in 1992 due to its violence and possible sexual themes and was pulled from shelves temporarily due to the violence. Night Trap was said to have been a factor that led to the creation of North America's Entertainment Software Rating Board, or ESRB. Funnily enough, the once-controversial title is only receiving a meager "T" for "Teen" rating from the Board this time around. So does that mean the pillow fight has been taken out? Or the girl getting caught and the blood drained from her body? I mean come on that is what made this fun.

There will be a physical release with three different covers mirroring the different Sega CD covers the game held, but the retail versions are exclusive to PS4 with only a digital option available for Xbox One and that kind of sucks ass being I only own the Xbox One.

According to www.nighttrap25.com, they plan on announcing another title yet this year! bring on the FMV cheesy!

Outer space was her playground

Moonie and the Spider Queen

2013 | Color | 27 Min | Sci-Fi | R | Producers Releasing Corp.

Director: Nicola Cuti

Writer: Nicola Cuti

Stars:

Nikoma DeMitro

Anthony Wayne

William August

Moonie, the Starbabe, can live in outer space without any life support. The secret as to how she can do this is worth millions. She rides through space on her astercycle and one day accidentally crashes into the starship piloted by Perry and Torry. The two men see the fortune in Moonie but before they can bring her to Earth, she takes off in order to rescue her sister Star babes being held captive by Phobia, the Spider Queen. With the help of Perry and Torry, she frees her sisters and vanquishes the evil spider queen to a fate worse than death.

Holy crazy bat sh@t batman! I woke up early today and did not want to wake up the rest of the house so I headed down to the Man Cave and fired up the Roku to check out a new channel put out by Fred Olen Ray called Retromedia Tv. As I was perusing the catalog when I stumbled onto a tile called Moonie And the Spider Queen, And with a short run time of 27 minutes I felt good about my time being wasted. Oh yeah, this was nuts and in a good way.

Doritos to Release Guardians Bag with Soundtrack!

Doritos is selling chips with the Guardians Of The Galaxy 2 soundtrack installed on the bag https://t.co/15WUUX3AoY pic.twitter.com/ISx8lavhxF
— The A.V. Club (@TheAVClub) April 26, 2017

WHAAAT?? Not going to lie I would love one of these I have yet to find the price tag but here is the info I have come across.

The limited edition bags will be on sale at Amazon this Friday (April 28) and come with a music player directly in the front of the bag that looks like an old-school cassette player.
It even comes with a headphone jack that you can plug into a music device! Here is the soundtrack from the movie which you will be able to listen to in its entirety:

“Flash Light” – Parliament
“Father and Son” – Yusuf / Cat Stevens
“Surrender” – Cheap Trick
“Wham Bam Shang-A-Lang” – Silver
“Come a Little Bit Closer” – Jay & the Americans
“Brandy (You’re a Fine Girl)” – Looking Glass
“My Sweet Lord” – George Harrison
“Southern Nights” – Glen Campbell
“Bring It on Home to Me” – Sam Cooke
“The Chain” – Fleetwood Mac
“Lake Shore Drive” – Aliotta Haynes Jeremiah
“Fox on the Run” – Sweet
“Mr. Blue Sky” – Electric Light Orchestra
“Guardians Inferno” – The Sneepers, David Hasselhoff

A Half-Human Monster Stalks The Jungle!

Director:

Sam Newfield

Writers:

Raymond L. Schrock

Stars:

Richard Fraser

Maris Wrixon

Lionel Royce

Suspecting that a safari guide is a wanted killer, undercover policeman Geoffrey Bishop joins a safari led by the suspect for a scientist that hopes to find and prove that a fabled white gorilla is a missing link.

Do you want to know what really is the missing link here? Well to bad I'm going to tell you....ready? How about we start with the story and then move to the acting or lack of and maybe we can talk about a good 20 minutes that could have been cut from this movie?! Read on my friends read on...

The Favorite Director Blogathon

So I just signed up for The Midnite Drive-In's Blogathon for Favorite Director. My guy would have to be Sam Raimi! After watching Evil Dead 2 my life changed I no longer wanted to watch movies but wanted to make them. I'm pretty excited to talk about a movie that I love and why I love it. So watch this space in May.

There's No Rest For The Wicked...

Directors:

Roger Corman

Writers
Leo Gordon
Jack Hill
Roger Corman

Stars:

Boris Karloff

Jack Nicholson

Sandra Knight

France, 18th century. Lieutenant Andre Duvalier (Jack Nicholson) has been accidentally separated from his regiment. He is wandering near the coast when he sees a young woman and asks her for directions to Coldon, where he hopes to rejoin his regiment. But the woman doesn't answer, doesn't even greet him and walks away. Eventually, she takes him towards the sea, where she disappears in rough water. Andre loses consciousness while trying to follow her, and is attacked by a bird and awakes in a house where an old woman claims never to have seen the woman.

Goodbye Erin Moran

Keep your bongs packed, this is going to be one crazy trip!

Directed by: Charles Band

Writer: Charles Band

Stars:

Mindy Robinson

Diana Prince

Tonya Kay

Robin Sydney

When a blood sacrifice opens a portal to Hell, Ebee is returned to Earth where Lucy Furr, the new proprietor of her weed shop, has some sinister plans of her own. Before Ebee's dreams of world domination can be satisfied she will need to employ the help of Rabbit and The Gingerdead Man. Channeling their inner Dr. Frankenstein, Ebee and Rabbit create The Gingerweed Man: a tiny, patchwork monster made from the greatest strains of weed on earth. This animated edible is ready to join the fight in Sexy Hell!

My favorite evil bitch is back for the seventh time and this time she will drag us to Sexy Hell. Or what Charles Band thinks sexy hell looks like anyway. So does the latest tale of an evil bong hell-bent on world domination hold up? Read on my followers read on...

When there's no more room in Hell, the stoned shall walk the earth!

Charles Band is back at it again this year with his 7th Evil Bong movie! And as you all know I'm a huge fan of this series. Looks like we get a huge chunk of the cast back with Mindy Robinson, Robin Sydney, Jessica Morris, and of course my favorite, Sonny Carl Davis who plays rabbit! All though it looks like my all time favorite charter Larnall played by John Patrick Jordan will not be returning. I always said he would be a big star someday glad to see him get his break!

The bong is BACK, Back from hell that is! Everyone's favorite iconic and evil bong, Eebee, returns in the new, hellaciously dark comedy from Full Moon Features, and she's bringing sexy demons, stoner creatures, and something too frightening to speak of until you see the movie. When a brutal blood sacrifice opens up a portal to hell, Eebee and the Ginger Dead Man are returned to Earth. The already evil Ginger Dead Man has been driven even more insane by his recent trip to hell, and unless someone can stop his murderous cookie-cutting rampage he will ruin Eebee's latest plans for world domination.

Even tho these flicks are low on gore the comedy keeps coming! And in true Band fashion, we will get plenty of naked good looking girls to fill the smoke laden screen. And of course, many of his subliminal messages to buy his merch on his website.

Premiering on April 20th (420) World-Wide through Fullmoon Streaming Hulu and Amazon! So keep your bongs packed, this is going to be one crazy trip!

A prehistoric beast born 50 million years out of time!

Director: Sidney W. Pink (as Sidney Pink)

Writers: Sidney W. Pink

Stars:

Bent Mejding

Asbjørn Andersen

Povl Wøldike

A portion of the tail of a prehistoric reptile is discovered in Denmark. It regenerates into the entire reptile, which proceeds to destroy buildings and property and generally make a nuisance of itself. It can fly, swim, and walk, and has impenetrable scales, which makes it difficult to kill.

Comedian Jonah Ray has taken over hosting duties for an all new batch of Mystery Science Theater 3000 episodes - a Kickstarter-funded season 11 that brings back the original ground zero snark-a-long series for the Netflix generation.

After being sucked into the "Other Side of The Moon" our three loveable host's get sent into the so-so movie from Denmark Reptilicus. As a seasoned fan, I will admit the new format is fun with just the right amount of quirky comments that fill in the backstory in the first few minutes. One big difference I noticed when they were in the theater remarking about the bad movie the jokes came fast and furious this time around. Nothing wrong with that you just might miss a joke or two if the phone rings.

Trivia Night

So this past weekend was our annual fund raiser for the school, good old Trivia Night! We had the theme this year of sports. As always we had a blast writing the questions and getting yelled at by the people that got them wrong lol always a treat. So here is a little video I made giving you a small idea of what goes on.

Ravenwolf Towers Bonds of Blood

Directed by: Charles Band

Written By: Charles Band

Cast:
Shiloh Creveling
Michael Citriniti
Rosemary Brownlow

EPISODE 2: BONDS OF BLOOD: As the youthful Assistant Manager Jake falls more deeply in love with lovely Mary, the "damsel in distress" is revealed to be the ageless Matriarch of all things deadly, depraved and diabolical in the Ravenwolf Towers. As Mary and her fiendish clan work toward some secretive and bloody Grand Design, Jake, with the help of the mysterious Supernatural Investigator Ivan Ivanov, starts to uncover the nightmarish truth behind the Ravenwolf's history of horror.

In Part two of this seven-part series, Charles Band takes you deeper into his haunted hotel. This time around are main lead's fall just a little further down the rabbit hole with a hint of romance? Well, that's what they want you to think anyway.

Hi! How are you?

Hey, long time no read? So been dealing with some health issues lately that have kept me under the radar but I miss blogging so its time to get back on the horse and ride!! I feel bad that I missed two blog hops and hope those websites will understand.

I have watched a few movies without writing and reviews so I will compile a list with a short line of how bad or maybe how good they were. With one of them being White Helmets the oscar winning documentary about Syria. Altho not the movie as much as eye-opening if you have Netflix you should check it out.

So my weight loss journey hit a road block as well I have not really put much weight back on but I have not felt good enough to work out as well time to fix that going forward!

Ok, I look forward to catching up on some blog's this weekend! Talk to all of you soon!!