You can't keep a good band down! Hard Rock Zombies


Hard Rock Zombies
1985 | Color | 98 Minutes | 1.37:1 | R | Horror | Vestron Video

Director: Krishna Shah

Writers:
David Allen Ball
Krishna Shah

Stars:
E.J. Curse (Bones)
Geno Andrews (Cold Play)
Sam Mann (Roller Blade Warriors)
Phil Fondacaro (Willow, Evil Bong)


A hard rock band travels to the tiny and remote town of Grand Guignol to perform. Peopled by hicks, rubes, werewolves, murderous dwarves, sex perverts, and Hitler, the town is a strange place but that doesn't stop the band's lead singer from falling in love with a local girl named Cassie. After Nazi sex perverts kill the band to satisfy their lusts, Cassie calls the rockers back from the grave to save her, the town, and maybe the world.

E.J. Curse music is  best known for his years as lead vocalist for Warlock and Bass Player for Doro Pesch  in the late '80s  he later pursued a solo career.

Originally Krishna Shah  meant for this movie to be about 20 minutes long and solely used as the feature movie in American Drive-In. At some point during production, the decision was made to invest a little bit more money and come out with two full length feature films instead of just one.

Of course this movie was horrible but as a young 15 year old who could pass up on the great cover art! And any thing with Zombies and Hard Rock music has to be a win. Unfortunately the music was more pop then Metal total bummer. If you have never seen this '80's cheese fest its worth a look only if you like the simple times of Zombie movies from the '80's. Check out the trailer and don't miss  the great song "Na Na Na" right after.







Paul Sabu - Cassie's Song

Music Monday Falling Still



Falling Still has released an official video for their track “Stupid Girl”, which comes off their upcoming self-titled EP ( Feb. 26th). Killjoy himself Trent Haaga pulled up the directors chair along with bringing Killjoy goes to Hell alum Jessica Whitaker along for the ride.

Lead Singer Eric Podnar commented that "Stupid Girl"  is a song about a misbegotten soul cracking under the pressure of a scrutinizing world.  “The clip was inspired by a very specific kind of girl that often emerges in LA. In most cases, they’re aspiring actresses or models or musicians who become dangerously intent on self-preservation through any means necessary. They’re typically fucking crazy and never short on vices or dependencies. Our video is a public service announcement about the dangers of getting involved with these types of individuals. It’s not pretty.”

This is Trent Haags third video for Falling Still.




Beware! Terror strikes in the night!


Werewolf Of London
1935 | B&W | 75 Minutes | 1.37:1 | NA | Horror | Universal

Director: Stuart Walker

Writers: John Colton

Stars:
Henry Hull
Warner Oland
Valerie Hobson

While on a botanical expedition in Tibet Dr. Wilfred Glendon is attacked in the dark by a strange animal. Returning to London, he finds himself turning nightly into a werewolf and terrorizing the city, with the only hope for curing his affliction a rare Asian flower.

Well what a film to end Furry February. The film that inspired Warren Zevon's hit song of the same name. You know you just went Aaaaa-ooooo in your head..And according to film historian's Jack Pierce's eerie werewolf make-up was simpler than his version six years later for Lon Chaney, Jr., in The Wolf Man. This was also the first mainstream werewolf movie.


Hansel and Gretel Get Baked Trailer!

Origanal Poster Art
Hansel & Gretel Get Baked
2013 | Color | 100 Minutes |  R  | Horror | Dark Highway Films

Director: Duane Journey

Writer: David Tillman

Stars:
Molly C. Quinn
Lara Flynn Boyle
Edward Zo
Michael Welch

A brother and sister battle a witch who lures teenagers into her suburban home with her special blend of marijuana where she then proceeds to kill and eat them to maintain her youth and beauty.

Hansel & Gretel Get Baked is a horror-comedy film from Mark Morgan, producer of The Twilight Saga film series. The film has been  released to select theaters and on VOD as of  February 19, 2013.

Hansel & Gretel Get Baked is one of three different film adaptations of classic fairy tale Hansel and Gretel released in 2013 And looks like the most fun. A little bit Evil Bong meets Gingerdead Man! The movie does not look to bad I'm sure they will push to have this out for rental and sell through by April 20th. In the mean time check out the trailer and a few stills.









Q is coming!

With our first big snow of the year coming today I can't help to wonder is it Halloween yet? And why the heck do we name snow storms now? No Really we have nothing better to do!

I do feel really bad that I'm now 2 episode's behind in The Walking Dead. My friends at work see me coming and walk the other way they don't want to ruin it for me. I will admit it I'm a little bored with it but maybe once I get caught up things will be better.

Truly can not wait for Bates Motel to start. And is it wrong the I like that King of the Nerds show??

Oh well its almost Baseball season and real TV will start and I wont have to worry about silly little shows. Now to go find my shovel have not seen it yet this year.

VHS Cover


A little VHS love for you today. Thought it was a good piece to share during Lent. This is the UK version here in the states it was known as The Witch. 

Bad Dudes Surfing




Girls and Corpses summer issue music video by The Reach Around Rodeo Clowns "Bad Dudes A Surfing."


He had but one body - yet lived with two souls!


The Curse of the Werewolf
1961 | Color | 91 Minutes | 1.37:1 | NA | Horror | Hammer

Director: Terence Fisher

Writers: Guy Endore

Stars: 
Oliver Reed
Clifford Evans
Yvonne Romain
Richard Wordsworth
Anthony Dawson
Catherine Feller

In Spain, Leon is born on Christmas day to a mute servant girl who was raped by a beggar. His mother dies giving birth and he is looked after by Don Alfredo. As a child Leon becomes a werewolf after having been taken hunting. As a young man, he works in a wine cellar and falls in love with the owner's daughter Cristina. One full moon, he again turns into a werewolf and terrifies the town.

I'm not big on Hammer films but I did watch this one the fist time around on Svengoolie. With all the hype about it being on of the best werewolf movies I felt the needed to check it out. And I must say I was pleasantly surprised. The back story was very well done. Oliver Reed played the part exceptionally well. His acting in the movie almost begs for me to watch more Hammer Horror Films.  The makeup in this film  was based on Jack P. Pierce's work on Lon Chaney's The Wolf Man. And I will agree it is one of the better looking Wolf Men we see on the big screen. 

So if you have not seen this one yet and your a fan of Lon Chaney's Wolf Man tune in tonight and you be the judge on witch one is better.

For me I give Curse of the Werewolf  3 bloody brains.



Oliver Reed
Lon Chaney 



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Not sure why I was asked to remove this post but I will. It was just a poster. NO big deal carry on.