It Came From The Man Cave!

Scare's Coming Soon

It's been a while since I have done one of these so here are my Top Five horror movies that I can not wait to see this Fall! First off a little retelling if you will...

Puppet Master The Littlest Reich

I'm ok with retelling a story with a new and modern twist and a different studio behind could make the franchise feel good again. So yeah I can not wait to see this one. I will admit not so sure I like the new puppets so only time will tell.

The Cult of Chucky

Chucky returns after the events of Curse of Chucky to continue terrorizing his wheelchair-bound victim, Nica. Meanwhile, the killer doll has some scores to settle with his old enemies, with the help of his former wife. Chucky never grows old, and with them taking more of a serious turn this looks to be a fantastic and twisted joy ride.

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So really how is not looking forward to this one?

Puppet Master Axis of Evil

Am a huge Puppet Master fan and with this being the final chapter of the Axis Saga - which began with Axis of Evil and continued with Axis Rising - everyone's favorite pint-sized puppet anti-heroes- Blade, Pinhead, Tunneler, Jester, Six Shooter, and Leech Woman - join forces with a secret team of psychics working as Allied Operatives. And this one looks great!

And the number one movie I just can not wait to see this Fall...

Leatherface

SHIT BALLS!!! This looks insane and I just can not wait! Why of why did Lionsgate sell out on this one? A prequel about teenage Leatherface who escapes from a mental hospital with three other inmates kidnaps a young nurse and takes her on a road trip from hell. Along the way, they are pursued by an equally deranged lawman out for revenge, one of these teens is destined for tragedy and horrors that will destroy his mind, molding him into the monster we now call Leatherface.

The direct TV gets the rights to this one starting in September before we get an October Blu-ray or DVD I will be skipping any tweets or post's about this movie in fact after this trailer I do not want to spoil it by watching any others. This just looks like something that should be watched on a big screen.

Ok, so what are you horror hounds looking forward too? Let me know in the comments below.

Dementia 13 Remake News

When it comes to horror movies that beloved horror host's use often it would have to be Night of the Living Dead and Francis Ford Coppola’s Dementia 13. It's is a wonderful telling of a ghost story. In DEMENTIA 13, a vengeful ghost, a mysterious killer and a family brimming with secrets converge in one night of terror! Chiller Films have announced that Richard LeMay’s will be retelling Dementia 13 and it is set to hit theatres this October 6th and then on Digital HD this October 10th. The image above is the only one I can find so far Its like Chiller is really out to tease us slowly. Dementia 13 has always been a Halloween staple for me it was a very well done movie, and Dark Ride was great, so maybe we will get a fun little remake here. As soon as the trailer hits the interweb I will post it here.

For The First Time

Ok so I am not the biggest Country Music fan, in fact, I much rather skip hearing it. On the other hand, this guy is a huge Hootie and the Blowfish fan so when Darius Ricker's new song popped up on my feeds I gave it a spin. And guess what I love it! In fact, at some point, I will check out the whole album. In the mean time here is For the First Time....

Happy Monday everybody.

Happiest Place on Earth...Horizon Camp

Ok, so I have not had much time write about camp but let's just say this year was fantastic. Steve and I had a blast. All through the heat kept us indoors in the after noon we sure kept our self's busy.

His body is an empty shell that hides a lustful fiend!

Director: Edward Dein

Writers:

Edward Dein

Mildred Dein

Stars: Eric Fleming

Michael Pate

Kathleen Crowley

The cinema's first vampire Western! Young women in a small Western town are dying one by one of an unknown malady involving massive blood loss. The Carter family's ranch is being terrorized by ruthless land baron Buffer. And a mysterious black-clad gunfighter with an aversion to sunlight has just arrived in town.

Wait, what? A Horror Western and I have not seen this before? Oh man, I can not wait to sink my teeth into this bad boy. How did I not know about this, I'm pretty excited Am not going to lie. Curse of the Undead shows up tonight on MeTV at 10 pm eastern/pacific, 9 central, or check your local listings for time and channel where you are (you can also find that out at www.metv.com ). Our Chicago viewers can get another look at “Calling Dr. Death” at 11 am on WCIU, the U.

Welcome to the secret world inside your phone.

Director: Tony Leondis

Writers:

Tony Leondis

Eric Siegel

Stars:

T.J. Miller

James Corden

Anna Faris

The Emoji Movie unlocks the never-before-seen secret world inside your smartphone. Hidden within the messaging app is Textopolis, a bustling city where all your favorite emojis live, hoping to be selected by the phone's user. In this world, each emoji has only one facial expression - except for Gene, an exuberant emoji who was born without a filter and is bursting with multiple expressions. Determined to become "normal" like the other emojis, Gene enlists the help of his handy best friend Hi-5 and the notorious code breaker emoji Jailbreak. Together, they embark on an epic "app-venture" through the apps on the phone, each its own wild and fun world, to find the Code that will fix Gene. But when a greater danger threatens the phone, the fate of all emojis depends on these three unlikely friends who must save their world before it's deleted forever.

Time keeps on Tickin

Wow July came and went fast what a crazy month!! I have so much to talk about that am hoping to find some time tomorrow! I also plan to sit with Steve and help him learn the in's and out's of Blogger. Until then enjoy this little ditty.

Oh and an Emoji Movie review!!

Jacob Steve and Mathew Camp 2017

Michael Myers Hitting The Xbox & PS4 This August

Holy $h#t Balls! Michael Myers in a video game. With the recent release of Friday the 13th: The Game, it seems that bringing back another classic character to gaming is a no-brainer. Developer Behaviour Interactive aims to do just that with the upcoming Dead by Daylight DLC titled “The Halloween Chapter”. “The Halloween Chapter” will be a DLC and release for consoles in August. Happy Birthday to me!

Gamers will have a chance to play as Michael Myers. The chapter will also include Laurie Strode as a new Survivor and the new map Haddonfield. Check out the cinematic trailer below.

What evil drives... The Car

Director: Elliot Silverstein

Writers:

Dennis Shryack (screenplay)

Michael Butler(screenplay)

Stars:

James Brolin

Kathleen Lloyd

John Marley

Near the small desert town of Santa Ynez, a mysterious black car runs down two teenagers on bike en route to camp, then it hit-and-runs a hitchhiker with local Amos Clements as the witness. Sheriff Everett puts his men on alert and plants roadblocks in the area to arrest the murderer, but soon he himself falls victim to the car. Sheriff Wade Parent leads the hunt for the vehicle that threatens their town and seems impossible to locate. When his beloved girlfriend, teacher Lauren Humphries, challenges the driver in a cemetery, the car hunts her in her home. Wade realizes he might be dealing with supernatural powers.

Oh yeah, a Sven staple and one of the first horror movies I watched as a child! This film is listed among The 100 Most Enjoyably Bad Movies Ever Made in Golden Raspberry Award founder John Wilson's book The Official Razzie Movie Guide. So why do we love this movie so much? Is it the Car itself, I mean it is pretty dang cool or is it the unique tone of the car's horn which is the Hadley Ambassador Rectangular Bell-horn by the way. And the horn spells the letter X in Morris code if you ever wondered.

“The Car” appears tonight on MeTV at 10 pm eastern/pacific, 9 central, or check your local listings (or at www.metv.com) for channel and time in your area. In the Chicago viewing area, WCIU, the U, will give our fans a second look at "The Time of Thier Lives" 11 am. Don’t forget that MeTV invites you to join in the live-Tweeting on Twitter tonight during our program- just use the hashtag #svengoolie and join in the fun- but PLEASE- don’t let that keep you from giving your full attention to The Car! You can follow Sven on Twitter @svengoolie .

Blood is thicker than whiskey.

Creators:

Jim Patterson

Don Reo

Stars:

Ashton Kutcher

Danny Masterson

Debra Winger

Sam Elliott

The son of a Colorado rancher returns home from a semi-pro football career to run the family business.

Did Kutcher just jump the Shark? Part 3 of what has to be one of my most favorite things on TV just got deep! And I'm not sure where I stand on this.

We pick up after Heather drops the bombshell of being pregnant we quickly get a visit from Abby's parents and it is the last thing Colt needs -- and they all end up at church together on Christmas Eve. I'm not sure what it is this time around is it the pregnant and the tension it brings with Addy? Or is it Rooster not being around as much leaving the over the top sex jokes far and few. There just was not a lot of laugh out loud moments this time around. In fact, some of it felt pushed on you by the laugh track. What is going on here everything I have loved so far has been taking away from me. Even Sam Elliot looks bored at times. I'm not saying the chemistry is gone but after 10 episodes I no longer felt fulfilled. I was no longer waiting for more and more like depressed.

This season we are subjected to pro-life, run away moms, and deportation and that is ok because I really liked the heart and soul of part 3's story line with Colt getting a second job to support the baby and how the family stays together so as a drama the show was great. Unfortanly that is not what I came for I came to laugh my self-silly and feel great walking away from a five-hour investment.

I'm still a fan just not sure if I will continue to tell all my buddies this is the show to watch this time around. I'm invested into the well being of the Benett family just not sure I like the direction we are headed. I guess time will tell or in 6 to 8 months when part 4 happens. In the mean time, I can only give this season a cold...

2 Smokin Hot Chicks out of 5

Breadman

On occasion, you may have heard it said of some wonderful gadget, “This is the greatest invention since sliced bread!” This is intended to be both a compliment and a reference to how revolutionary and world-changing the invention is. It’s worth bearing in mind, though, that while people have been slicing bread for eons, pre-sliced, packaged bread has only been available since 1928, when Otto Frederick Rohwedder introduced the world’s first mechanical bread slicer on July 7th that year.

I don't know if I could imagine life without sliced bread? In 1930 Wonder begins to sell pre-sliced bread and wouldn't you know it the toaster sales skyrocketed two years later!

By 1933, only five years after its introduction, American bakeries were turning out more sliced than unsliced bread. Rohwedder sold his invention to the Micro-Westco Co. of Bettendorf, Iowa, and he became vice-president and sales manager of the Rohwedder Bakery Machine Division of Micro-Westco, Inc. Rohwedder retired to Albion, Michigan in 1951 with his wife Carrie.

So after 89 years think of all those inventions that have been compared to the bread slicer. Like this blog, it sure is the best thing since sliced bread. 😛

Junk!

What a wonderful State I live in!

Here is an idea why don't the politicians take a huge pay cut?

I need to move...

What a Joke!

My Girls

Sometimes google photos will make these random videos and this one takes the cake. I can not believe how much my little girl has grown up and the one thing that has not changed is that smile! I love these girls so much they are the light of my life!