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There's No Rest For The Wicked...

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The Terror
1963 | Color | 1 HR 21 Min | Horror | PG | Corman Productions

Directors: Roger Corman

Writers
Leo Gordon
Jack Hill
Roger Corman

Stars:
Boris Karloff Jack Nicholson Sandra Knight



France, 18th century. Lieutenant Andre Duvalier (Jack Nicholson) has been accidentally separated from his regiment. He is wandering near the coast when he sees a young woman and asks her for directions to Coldon, where he hopes to rejoin his regiment. But the woman doesn't answer, doesn't even greet him and walks away. Eventually, she takes him towards the sea, where she disappears in rough water. Andre loses consciousness while trying to follow her, and is attacked by a bird and awakes in a house where an old woman claims never to have seen the woman. 

Goodbye Erin Moran

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Keep your bongs packed, this is going to be one crazy trip!

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Evil Bong 666
2017 | Color | 65 Min | Comedy Horror | R | Full Moon Empire
Directed by: Charles Band
Writer: Charles Band

Stars:  Mindy Robinson Diana Prince Tonya Kay Robin Sydney
When a blood sacrifice opens a portal to Hell, Ebee is returned to Earth where Lucy Furr, the new proprietor of her weed shop, has some sinister plans of her own. Before Ebee's dreams of world domination can be satisfied she will need to employ the help of Rabbit and The Gingerdead Man. Channeling their inner Dr. Frankenstein, Ebee and Rabbit create The Gingerweed Man: a tiny, patchwork monster made from the greatest strains of weed on earth. This animated edible is ready to join the fight in Sexy Hell!




My favorite evil bitch is back for the seventh time and this time she will drag us to Sexy Hell. Or what Charles Band thinks sexy hell looks like anyway. So does the latest tale of an evil bong hell bent on world domination hold up? Read on my followers read on...

When there's no more room in Hell, the stoned shall walk the earth!

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Charles Band is back at it again this year with his 7th Evil Bong movie! And as you all know I'm a huge fan of this series. Looks like we get a huge chunk of the cast back with Mindy Robinson, Robin Sydney, Jessica Morris, and of course my favorite, Sonny Carl Davis who plays rabbit! All though it looks like my all time favorite charter Larnall played by John Patrick Jordan will not be returning. I always said he would be a big star someday glad to see him get his break!
The bong is BACK, Back from hell that is! Everyone's favorite iconic and evil bong, Eebee, returns in the new, hellaciously dark comedy from Full Moon Features, and she's bringing sexy demons, stoner creatures, and something too frightening to speak of until you see the movie. When a brutal blood sacrifice opens up a portal to hell, Eebee and the Ginger Dead Man are returned to Earth. The already evil Ginger Dead Man has been driven even more insane by his recent trip to hell, and unless someone can stop …

A prehistoric beast born 50 million years out of time!

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Reptilicus
1961 | Color | 1 HR 30 Min | Sci-Fi Horror | PG | MGM
Director: Sidney W. Pink (as Sidney Pink)

Writers: Sidney W. Pink
Stars:  Bent Mejding Asbjørn Andersen Povl Wøldike
A portion of the tail of a prehistoric reptile is discovered in Denmark. It regenerates into the entire reptile, which proceeds to destroy buildings and property and generally make a nuisance of itself. It can fly, swim, and walk, and has impenetrable scales, which makes it difficult to kill.
Comedian Jonah Ray has taken over hosting duties for an all new batch of Mystery Science Theater 3000 episodes - a Kickstarter-funded season 11 that brings back the original ground zero snark-a-long series for the Netflix generation.
After being sucked into the "Other Side of The Moon" our three loveable host's get sent into the so-so movie from Denmark Reptilicus. As a seasoned fan, I will admit the new format is fun with just the right amount of quirky comments that fill in the backstory in the first f…

Trivia Night

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So this past weekend was our annual fund raiser for the school, good old Trivia Night! We had the theme this year of sports. As always we had a blast writing the questions and getting yelled at by the people that got them wrong lol always a treat. So here is a little video I made giving you a small idea of what goes on.


Ravenwolf Towers Bonds of Blood

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Ravenwolf Towers: Bonds of Blood
2017 | Color | 33 Min | Sci-Fi Horror | R | Full Moon Empire
Directed by: Charles Band

Written By: Charles Band

Cast:
Shiloh Creveling
Michael Citriniti
Rosemary Brownlow

EPISODE 2: BONDS OF BLOOD: As the youthful Assistant Manager Jake falls more deeply in love with lovely Mary, the "damsel in distress" is revealed to be the ageless Matriarch of all things deadly, depraved and diabolical in the Ravenwolf Towers. As Mary and her fiendish clan work toward some secretive and bloody Grand Design, Jake, with the help of the mysterious Supernatural Investigator Ivan Ivanov, starts to uncover the nightmarish truth behind the Ravenwolf's history of horror.




In Part two of this seven-part series, Charles Band takes you deeper into his haunted hotel. This time around are main lead's fall just a little further down the rabbit hole with a hint of romance? Well, that's what they want you to think anyway. 

Hi! How are you?

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Hey, long time no read? So been dealing with some health issues lately that have kept me under the radar but I miss blogging so its time to get back on the horse and ride!! I feel bad that I missed two blog hops and hope those websites will understand.

I have watched a few movies without writing and reviews so I will compile a list with a short line of how bad or maybe how good they were.  With one of them being White Helmets the oscar winning documentary about Syria. Altho not the movie as much as eye-opening if you have Netflix you should check it out. 
So my weight loss journey hit a road block as well I have not really put much weight back on but I have not felt good enough to work out as well time to fix that going forward!

Ok, I look forward to catching up on some blog's this weekend! Talk to all of you soon!!

He's a vampire who hasn't scored in 400 years. Tonight's the night!

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Rockula
1990 | Color | 1 Hr 27 Min | Musical | PG-13 | Cannon

Director:
Luca Bercovici

Writers:
Luca Bercovici
Jefery Levy

Stars:  Dean Cameron Toni Basil Thomas Dolby 
Rockula is about a male vampire who lost his lady love centuries ago. She was killed by a pirate with a rhinestone peg leg, wielding a large ham bone. Our hero, the vampire, did nothing to save her. So he is now cursed to watch her be born again in another life, and then watch her die, strangely enough by a pirate with a rhinestone peg leg, wielding you-know-what. Now, in 1990, he has, he suspects, his last chance to try to save her instead of watching get clubbed over and over again down through the years. Oh, and he becomes a rock star in the process.


Why yes this is a rock Musical love story about Vampires and it well Rocks!



Angelia

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I have a special Music Monday for you today but you will not understand it until Valentines Day! Or as some of us bloggers call it Vampire's Day Soiree. In the mean time here is the tease to get you ready for that day.



Make sure to stop back tomorrow.

Happy Dance!

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I'm not going to lie this made me cry!

Where man and metal converge.

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Iron Thunder
1998 | Color | 1 Hr 53 Min | Action Sci-Fi | R | Sterling Entertainment

Director: Jay Woelfel

Writer: Jay Woelfel

Stars:
Richard Hatch
Susannah Devereux
Don Hughes
Danger faces unsuspecting tourists in Las Vegas as Colonel Nelson, who goes mad when he is accidentally electrocuted by the very super secret U.S. military tank he is testing, Iron Thunder. He now believes he is in the middle of an actual war and the city of glittering lights is his target. In a desperate attempt to stop him from using the state of the art offensive and defensive technology on board, the head of the Iron Thunder project sends out a Special Forces team, headed by a woman who has to deal with a crew that has its own ulterior agendas. Following Nelson's trail of destruction across the desert, they face off in a spectacular battle and force Nelson out of his tank. The battle continues on foot into the ruined Ghost towns of times gone by. Nelson is in his element, matching wits and weapons with…

#Fthismoviefest6

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Ah, the day my Twitter followers hate me is here the 2017 F This Movie Fest 6 the world's only Twitter Film Festival. What does that mean for you? Well duh, it means grab the following movies follow +FThisMovie on Twitter and use the hashtag #fthismovieflimfest to chat about the movies we are all watching at the same time!!

This year Patrick Bromley and his crew are jumping back to the wonderful year of 1987. So here are the simple rules from the F This Movie Blog

1. Secure copies of all five movies! (DVD/Blu-ray, Amazon Instant Video, iTunes rentals, public libraries, etc.)
2. If you're not already doing so, follow F This Movie! on Twitter (@fthismovie). If you're not already on Twitter, you should sign up! You can quit the very next day if you want.
3. Don't quit. Keep following us on Twitter.
4. Beginning at Noon on Saturday, February 11th, we all start watching the first movie at the same time from the comfort of YOUR OWN HOME and talk about it on Twitter (just ta…

Little Kickers 2017

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I keep forgetting to get his post up!! My little peanut is the one wearing striped leggings dancing her heart away. This year's little kickers theme was songs from Troll's. I was a little bit shocked at how little amount of fans were in the stands that night High School sure has changed. If your a fan of YouTube make sure to subscribe to my channel.

The PYX Theme

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You would believe I could not find a video on YouTube? Weird. I was looking for the songs Karen Black sang during PYX to share they were so fun and creepy. I did manage to find a homemade video that will have to do.

Her business is pleasure. Until her date with ... The Pyx.

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The PYX 1973 | Color | 1 Hr 48 Min | Thriller | R | Host Productions Quebec

Director:
Harvey Hart

Writers:
Robert Schlitt (screenplay) John Buell (novel)

Stars:
Karen Black
Christopher Plummer Donald Pilon
Elizabeth Lucy was dead, but the evil chain of events that claimed her life was still very much alive...
Most people would have buried the beautiful call-girl and forgotten her. But not Henderson - he was the man who found himself strongly compelled to look into her past - and slowly he learned the secret of Elizabeth's death, the secret of THE PYX...




"The Pyx" a small round container used to carry the consecrated host to sick or invalid individuals or those otherwise unable to receive Holy Communion in a church is based on the bestseller of the same name written by John Buell. The Pyx or The Hooker Cult Murders is considered to be Canada's first Horror Film. 

RIP Masaya Nakamura

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The “Father of Pac-Man”

Music Monday Together in Electric Dreams

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The other day I was talking about my top 5 movies not yet on DVD. The soundtrack on those movies are so fantastic I just had to post a few of them today.

First up "The Duel" in D minor

Next, up Love is Love by the Culture Club Great tune!!

and of course the Human League Together in Electric Dreams! Man, I wore this cassette tape out and I was a metal head not one for new age. This soundtrack simply moved me. 

You Can Feel Your Skin Creep tonight on Svengoolie!

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The Invisible Man Returns
1940 | B&W | 1 Hr 21 Min | Horror | NR | Universal

Director:
Joe May

Writers:
H.G. Wells
Joe May

Stars: Cedric Hardwicke Vincent Price Nan Grey
Framed for the murder of his brother, Geoffrey Radcliffe is scheduled to hang. After a visit from his friend Dr. Frank Griffin, he vanishes mysteriously from prison. Police inspector Sampson realizes that Griffin is the brother of the original Invisible Man and has given Geoffrey the formula to aid his escape. Can Geoffrey elude the police dragnet and track down the real murderer? More importantly, can Griffin discover an antidote before the invisibility formula drives Geoffrey insane?
Make sure to check your local listing's for your time and channel. 

Why are these not on DVD yet?

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Ok, so the post earlier this week about the Mills Creek Dvd got me thinking about a few of those old movies that have not surfaced on DVD or Blu-Ray yet. You know those movies that you rented or watched on the big screen more than once. And the question still remains why the heck not?? Like for example the 1972 rat movie Ben is still not out on DVD is it because Michael Jackson's estate owns it? I know I do not know but here it the list of movies I wish was on DVD.

First up who does not love Joan Jett and Michael J Fox?

The siblings Patty and Joe Rasnick live in an industrial suburb of Cleveland, Ohio. While Patty is focused on their rock band, The Barbusters, Joe also cares for the family and the upbringing of Patty's young son, Benji. Their pious mother reproaches them for their way of life, especially when they quit their jobs and go on tour, taking Benji with them. However, when their mother is dying of terminal cancer, they return home and resolve their problems with her.

80'S BEAT 8 MOVIE COLLECTION

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More hot 80's tiles coming from Mill's Creek DVD and this one has a few rare gems I'm excited for and you can not beat the 80's style magazine cover clip art.
The boys of the big screen who graced the covers of Teen Beat and Bop (and teenagers’ bedroom walls) are back and better than ever with this totally rad collection of Hollywood hotties in 8 unforgettable films! So, call your friends for a sleepover and feast your eyes on these hunky heartthrobs in career-defining performances worth cherishing! 





Few More Blogathons

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Signed up for a few more blogathons today. Waiting to hear back from them both but here is what I have in store.


Over at www.classicfilmtvcafe.com  is a blogothon I can get into! So many choices of Classic made for TV movies! The focus of this blogathon will be made-for-TV movies broadcast between the mid-1960s and 1989. Of course, I picked Killdozer after hearing a few good things about it. 



A small construction crew on an island is terrorized when some strange spirit-like being takes over a large bulldozer and goes on a killing rampage. Starring Clint Walker and Robert Urich looking forward to this.

Also signed up for the 80th Birthday Celebration Blogathon for Jack Nicholson over at RealweegiemidgetReviews.  I have been looking for a reason to watch The Terror for a while now. 

A young officer in Napoleon's army pursues a mysterious woman to the castle of an elderly Baron. Directed by  Roger Corman and Francis Ford Coppola starring Jack and of course Boris Karloff.



Strange Things 11 Movie's from the 80's!

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Mill's Creek is unleashing some really great 80's themed compilations! Many with hard to find tiles, like Slipstream, My Moms a Werewolf, and Warriors of the Wasteland. This is every Sci-Fi Horror nerd from the 80's wet dream! Just check out he info below.
A group of kids on the run from evil scientists, a forbidden wasteland populated by bloodthirsty mutants and a family haunted by mysterious electronic pulses are just a few of the totally 80s tropes in this undeniably strange sci-fi/horror movie collection. With a killer lineup of talent including Liam Neeson, Molly Ringwald, Mark Hamill, Joey Lawrence, Ben Kingsley, Karen Black, F. Murray Abraham, Bill Paxton and countless others, this 11-Movie Collection is one that you need to see to believe.








Wham-O

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Did you know on this date 1957 the Frisbee was born? Fred Morrison discovered a market for the modern-day flying disc in 1938 when he and future wife, Lucile, were offered 25 cents for a cake pan that they were tossing back and forth on a beach in New Haven, CT. Hmm now you know.


I loved playing with the Frisbee spent hours of my summer afternoons with my best bud just tossing the disk.

THE DEVIL'S BROOD!

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1944 | B&W | 1 Hr 11 Min | Horror | NR | Universal

Director: Erle C. Kenton

Writers:
Edward T. Lowe Jr.
Curt Siodmak 
Stars:  Boris Karloff Lon Chaney Jr. John Carradine
After escaping from an asylum the mad Dr. Niemann and his hunch back assistant revive Count Dracula, the Wolf Man and the Frankenstein monster in order to extract revenge upon their many enemies.



Looking forward to the Universal contract to be up so we can move on from all these reruns!

Day Of Acceptance

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Today is International Day of Acceptance, January 20th is a day dedicated to the social acceptance of disability and to honor the late Annie Hopkins, founder of 3E Love and creator of the International Symbol of Acceptance.

What is Acceptance?
Acceptance is created from an Empowered movement that Educates others to Embrace diversity and Love Life by seeing beyond abilities.

A disability comes in many shapes and sizes not just what is in front of you. For example, Ella's diabetes might be evident but you would never know she fights anxiety every minute of her day as well.    
So today take a moment watch a video on a disability or read an article visit www.dayofacceptance.com or any other website and learn something new today!



New Year, Old Me!

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You know how they say New Year New Me well that does not apply to me. I just want the 2015 early 2016 version of me back! See for a few years now I have taken control of my health I mainly just want to feel good and live long. We last summer I was hit with a major health issue that I have to live with the rest of my life and some other health thing called plantar fascitis that hurt like hell!! All of that came at the end of May so for the rest of the year I tried to stay on my health journey and sadly failed! 

I was taking life one day at a time back then losing around 35 pounds but I did it the healthy way of eating right and exercise. Never did I do stupid things that would gain all my weight back. I took my time walked logged my food you name it! So when I was sick I still tried yet I could feel my mood slip away and my guy slowly come back. 

Fast forward to now I put back on 20 pounds I still do not feel great but I can no longer let that keep me down! I have already started the …

Hey its Kevin Costner's Birthday!

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So last year I said that I would do more of these Top 5 list's, in fact, part of my Blog New Year Resolution was to try and do one a week. So here we are 3 weeks in and I have failed. Well, fail no more by readers as today is a new day!!

The fact of the matter today is Kevin Costner's birthday! Yes, the man that has brought us 57 movies at his young age of 62. So I thought it would be fun to list off my top five Costner films! And no Waterworld is not on the list you silly monkeys!


Number 5


How can you go wrong with a few of my favorite things? Baseball meets one of my hero's Sam Rami in this turd of a movie! Yeah, the movie is not great to most but I can not hide my love for baseball or Rami so it find's itself on the list.

Detroit Tigers Veteran Pitcher Billy Chapel (Costner) has always been better at baseball than at love. Just ask Jane (Preston), his on-and-off girlfriend. After a bad season, just before he is about to start in what could be his final game, Jane t…

Kitty Power's comes to the Xbox

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I love it when a different style game comes to the console. And dating sim's are the rage over sea's so for one to hit the states seems fair. I also like the idea that it is an LGBTQ-friendly game, tho the focus will be more on straight relationships.


Kitty Powers’ Matchmaker originally came out for mobile in 2014, with a PC release following in 2015. These console ports will expose the game to a wider audience.



“Kitty Powers’ Matchmaker isn’t just a fun dating sim, it’s also really about love being for everyone, regardless of gender, sexuality, hair color, or penchants for giant robot anime (Miaow!),” game director Richard Franke said in a press release sent to GamesBeat. “We were overwhelmed and humbled by the positive response of Kitty Powers’ Matchmaker on the smaller screen and are so excited to bring it to a wider audience on PS4 and Xbox One.”


The console versions will add new features, including an updated avatar system and new, dynamic dialogue. These additions could…