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One Bit to Ruin Them all...

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Angry Video Game Nerd The Movie
2014 | Color | 1hr 54 Min | Sci-Fi Comedy | R | Cinemassacre Productions

Directors:
Kevin Finn
James Rolfe

Writers:  Kevin Finn James Rolfe

Stars:  James Rolfe Jeremy Suarez Sarah Glendening
The AVGN must overcome his phobia of the worst video game in the world to save his fans.








YouTube star James Rolfe decides to give his fans a full-length feature but was that a good idea or a bad idea read on my readers read on...

Bad Mary

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Ravenwolf Towers: Bad Mary 2016 | Color | 33 Min | Sci-Fi Horror | R | Full Moon Empire
Directed by: Charles Band
Written By: Charles Band
Cast:  Shiloh Creveling  Michael Citriniti  Rosemary Brownlow

The legendary Ravenwolf Towers, once home to Hollywood’s Elite has fallen on hard times. 
Now the latest Assistant Manager is discovering the Hotel's terrifying secrets; secrets that hide in the shadows of its dark corridors and lurk behind its locked doors--Mad Doctors, Degenerate Monstrosities, Inbred Horrors, Terrified Guests who disappear without a trace -- and an Alluring Damsel in Distress – why may just be the most terrifying resident of -- the Ravenwolf Towers.

EPISODE 1: BAD MARY - Young Jake has just acquired a new job as the ‘assistant manager’ at the sinister RAVENWOLF TOWERS. He quickly finds himself facing an assortment of strange residents – a diminutive Vampire Hunter, a Mad Doctor with lethal secrets and a beautifully seductive Maiden – who may just be the Ravenwolf’s …

Whose side are you on?

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Captian America Civil War
2016 | Color | 2 Hour 45 Min | Action | PG-13 | Marvel Studios

Directors:  Anthony Russo Joe Russo

Writers:  Christopher Markus (screenplay) Stephen McFeely (screenplay)

Stars:  Chris Evans Robert Downey Jr. Scarlett Johansson
With many people fearing the actions of superheroes, the government decides to push for the Hero Registration Act, a law that limits a hero's actions. This results in a division in The Avengers. Iron Man stands with this Act, claiming that their actions must be kept in check otherwise cities will continue to be destroyed, but Captain America feels that saving the world is daring enough and that they cannot rely on the government to protect the world. This escalates into an all-out war between Team Iron Man (Iron Man, Black Panther, Vision, Black Widow, War Machine, and Spider-Man) and Team Captain America (Captain America, Bucky Barnes, Falcon, Scarlet Witch, Hawkeye, and Ant Man) while a new villain emerges.

WoT Toy Tank Mode

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Boy, nothing like an old man getting excited about playing with tanks on Christmas. If you have been reading my blog lately you know how addicted to World Of Tanks I have become. Even my wife is starting to get sick of it but that's ok she will live.


As fun as it looks driving around in a plastic Tank got old really fast. In fact, I could only play for a short time before just shutting down the Christmas tree and fired up the big tanks. You only get to play one map and it is pretty small and not giving you a lot of room to hide out. It is also cute when you blow somebody up and the top pop's off but that is about it. I played maybe thirty minutes and had fun with it. I'm sure I will dive into this again when it rolls around for next year.

Toy Tanks I give you...


Spooks! Thrills! Shrieks! Laughs!

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The Cat and the Canary
1927 | B&W | 1 Hour 12 Minutes | Horror, Comedy | NR |  Paramount 

Director: Elliott Nugent

Writer: Walter DeLeon 
Stars:  Bob Hope  Paulette Goddard John Beal
Ten years have passed since the death of millionaire, Cyrus Norman. Cosby, Cyrus' attorney, has gathered Cyrus' 6 remaining relatives to his New Orleans' mansion for Cyrus' "reading of the will". To the disappointment of the others, Joyce is the sole heir, but, due to a streak of insanity running in the family, a second will has been made in case Joyce falls victim to it. This puts Joyce in danger. Suddenly, Miss Lu, Cyrus' maid, appears and warns them that the spirits have told her that one of them will die that night. Following this, Hendrick, a prison guard, warns them that, "The Cat", a homicidal maniac has escaped. This sets up Cyrus' relatives with a night filled with murders, mysteries, and intrigue.


This movie is a complete blast to watch! Solid story …

My Top 5 Christmas Specials

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Even with my girls getting older we still find time to sit and watch Christmas Specials together. I have a handful that I just have to watch every year so I thought why not rank them in order of must see! Now there will be no Rankin-Bass on this list and that does not say that we do not love them and we do watch most of them every year this is just a list of "I must see these or it's just not Christmas to me" specials.

Number 5




Prep and Landing will be the newest special on the list coming out in 2009. Wayne gets a new rookie partner, Lanny, after his previous partner got the promotion he wanted. Lanny has to remind Wayne of the Spirit of Christmas and the importance of being an elf in Santa's Prep and Landing elite unit. We just love watching this one and it is one that we do not have on DVD so we always have to watch for it to be on. Full of Disney cheer this special is sure to warm your heart and put you into the holiday spirit. The did make a second one that falls…

#OCanadaBlogathon

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Ok signed up for the O Canada Blogathon in February. Wiki claims that the 1990 Captian America has ties to the Great White North so I picked that one. I have been looking for a reason to watch it as I have it on both VHS and DVD.

If you would like to head over to the official site to sign up for your blog click here!

I wanted Stange Brew one of my all time favorite movies so I'm looking forward to reading that blog along with The Fly, Scanners and Canadian Official War Films (First World War) just to name a few.



The Reign OF Me

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So Xbox just emailed me my crest and game stats for the past year. It's pretty cool I'm definitely a casual gamer. And as far as my most played game Roblox that is my girls I'm not sure I have ever played it, to be honest. For me it has to be World of Tanks just can not put it down. Sure I stink at it but still a great time waster that allows me to relax.



I never worry about my gamescore when I still play a kick ass Pac-Man.

Xbox really needs to get off thier ass and give us a good Baseball game again this year I will be playing an old MLB game! I bought RBI just a few weeks ago and it sucks so bad. But I will stick with it for a bit more but I'm not holding my breath.

Achievements are what the Xbox community is all about and I still lag behind. I don't play a game just to unlock something. All though I do get a kick out of them and I have found myself going back once and a while to unlock something new. My view on this might change this year we will see. 

That is …

Zombie Yule Log

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Warm up the Roku as a new Creepmas channel has landed.  Zombie Yule Log is not your traditional Yule Log. This yule log features zombies, fire, machine guns, explosions, and kids roasting marshmallows over a burning skull in a garbage can - and that's only the first 2 minutes of the nearly hour-long video. Fast forwarding through the video yields a more traditional scenario - at least there is Christmas music playing while a skull burns in a trash can, planes drop bombs and zombies shuffle by. The video lasts for nearly an hour and is a mix of live action and animation while a Christmas music plays with sirens and detonating bombs sounding in the background.



IF you do not have a Roku you can still enjoy it over on YouTube! Ahhhh I feel warmer already.


Quest for Fire meets Rock 'n' Roll High School

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B.C. Butcher
2016 | Color | 51 Minutes | Horror | R | Troma


Director:
Kansas Bowling

Writers:
Kansas Bowling
Kenzie Givens

Stars:
Kadeem Hardison
Kato Kaelin
Leilani Fideler
When a tribe of cave-women imparts cruel justice on one of their own their fate takes a turn for the worst. After discovering and falling in love with the corpse sacrificed by the girl-gang, alone wandering giant of prehistoric myths is inspired to homicide. Consequently, the cave-women are menaced by the heartbroken and bloodthirsty cave-brute with a grudge, and the prophetess among them is ignored when she predicts the tragic outcome.

At the young age of 17, Kansas Bowling took her love for horror films, a low-end 16mm camera and set off to direct her first flick. Troma was quick to pick this up for distribution as Bowling had all the buzz in many of the horror driven message boards. I remember hearing about B.C. Butcher on the Shock Waves podcast and have been dying to see it ever since. So how did she do? Rea…

Creepy Claus

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Happy holidays?

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As we close in on the 13th day I wanted to take a moment to spotlight a few Creepmas style movies for you. First up a movie I have not yet seen myself but looks truly amazing.


Melancholy Fantastic


Director: A.D. Calvo

Writer: A.D. Calvo

Stars:
Amy Crowdis
Robin Lord Taylor Josh Caras A strange and gripping holiday tale of grief, love, and the horrors of loneliness.

The Melancholy Fantastic is a upcoming American independent film written and directed by A.D. Calvo. Still suffering from her mother's recent suicide, a delusional young girl falls for an alluring Goth, against the objections of a life-size talking doll. The Melancholy Fantastic is a psychological thriller set during the holidays. The film takes place during the Christmas holiday and weaves various existential themes into the story. The title of the screenplay was inspired by Søren Kierkegaard's The Sickness Unto Death. In the film, one of the central characters, a Danish Goth named Dukken, paraphrases from Søren K…

Sunday Funnies Creepmas Style

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Enjoy today's Funnies Creepmas Edition  while sipping your coffee.




WEAVING HER DREAD SPELL OF VOODOO!

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Weird Woman
1944 | B&W | 1Hr 3 Minutes | Horror | NR | Universal

Director: Reginald Le Borg

Writers:  Fritz Leiber Jr. (novel) Scott Darling (adaptation)
Stars: Lon Chaney Jr. Anne Gwynne Evelyn Ankers
While on a South Seas trip, a professor falls in love and marries an exotic native woman. What he doesn't know is that she was raised by superstitious natives who believe her to be some kind of supernatural being.
What a great night to settle in warm up the wassail and enjoy Weird Woman on Svengoolie. This one is new to me so looking forward to checking it out. Also, tonight  see highlights from the 2014 Museum of Broadcast Communications event honoring Sven! Check your local listings for times in your area. 

South Park Christmas Album

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To me, nothing says Creepmas is here like the South Park Christmas Album! Loaded full of great songs like "Merry F**king Christmas" - Mr. Garrison, "Christmas Time in Hell" - Satan, "O Tannenbaum" - Adolf Hitler, and of course my personal favorite "Swiss Colony Beef Log" - Eric Cartman! I listen to this bad boy every year it keeps the spirit lite and fresh. Make sure you give it a listen while you are surfing the other Creepmas post's today. 

My Creepmas Wish List.

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Ah, the gifts I hope to find under my Creepmas Tree!

Gross but cool!

I'm not sure what the point of this is?

An Adam's Family Creepmas

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6 Creepy Ad's That Say Merry Christmas

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I would Imagine that there are better ways to ask for Sex on Christmas then this!

All I want for Creepmas is lung cancer Santa, thanks!

Yule Log: Dead Rising 4 Edition

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How about a little yuletide fun for your Creepmas today. Burning Zombie parts to keep warm is defiantly a new Creepmas tradition.


Make sure to check out other bloggers celebrating the season. www.creepmas.com

A little Sven for your Creepmas

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The Night Walker
1964 | B&W | 1Hr 26 Minutes | Horror | NR | Castle Production

Director: William Castle

Writer: Robert Bloch

Stars:  Robert Taylor Barbara Stanwyck Judi Meredith
A woman is haunted by recurring nightmares, which seem to be instigated by her late husband who supposedly was killed in a fire.
Ah fire up the Christmas lights grab your snuggie and hot Chocolate put your feet up and unwind during Creepmas with Svengoolie and William Castle tonight. 
Director William Castle originally offered the role of Irene Trent to Joan Crawford (an old friend of Stanwyck's) who declined as she was already committed to appearing in Hush...Hush, Sweet Charlotte (1964). Night Walker will also go on to be Barbara Stanwyck's last feature film.




“Night Walker” hits its stride tonight at 10 pm eastern/pacific, 9 central/mountain, and, if unsure who runs us in your area, please check those local listings and/ or the “where to watch” tab at www.metv.com . Our Chicago area viewers get a s…

Elf on the Shelf?

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It's the second day of Creepmas time for some vintage creepy Elves!